Month: January 2026

Freedom chic According to reports, Lady Liberty is finally updating her 137-year-old look. Designers say her green robe will be swapped

By Buck McAfee, Bohiney.com’s Official Tech Cowboy In Texas, we don't do cybersecurity the way California does—with committees, press releases, and

Pints & paws According to reports, a Brooklyn dog park has added a craft beer taproom so owners can sip IPAs

Cold brew waddles According to reports, the Bronx Zoo has opened a coffee shop run entirely by penguins. Staffers say the

Smart rodents According to reports, Central Park has quietly rolled out WiFi-enabled squirrels to improve connectivity for joggers, tourists, and lost

Amy Schumer’s Calendar Kamasutra: How to Keep the Romance Alive with Google Invites Because nothing says passion like a pop-up reminder

Bend and ride According to reports, the MTA has launched "Yoga on the Subway," encouraging commuters to perform downward dog between

Everything title According to reports, Queens residents are petitioning to rename LaGuardia Airport after the true borough icon: the bagel. "LaGuardia’s

RatDash According to reports, New York City rats have finally embraced the gig economy, launching their own pizza delivery app: RatDash.

Polite British Satire Set in London Satire can be savage, brutal, and scathing. But there is a subspecies that is uniquely

The Anatomy of a Perfect London Satire Headline In the ecosystem of London satire, the headline is not a mere label; it

USAID: The New CIA, But With More Toilet Paper and Less Competence Musk Arrived and USAID Claimed They Were Spies  If you

Meter mysticism According to reports, New York taxi drivers are now offering tarot card readings between fares. Instead of hearing "Cash

Neon neurosis According to reports, Times Square billboards have shifted from fast food and Broadway promos to nonstop therapy ads. Instead

Swing state According to reports, NYC Parks has begun replacing benches with hammocks, declaring hard wood "too emotionally rigid." Now, New

Juiced market According to reports, Wall Street executives are ditching coffee in favor of kale smoothies and green juice, claiming it

Jacqueline Bisset’s Guide to Hollywood Ethics: How to Succeed Without the Casting Couch (Unlike Certain Actresses We Know) Because if Jacqueline

Underground romance According to reports, Brooklyn hipsters have launched candlelit subway rides, turning the L train into what they call "a

Healing honks According to reports, the MTA has introduced "emotional support clowns" to calm stressed commuters. Riders can now request a

Steamed on demand According to reports, Chinatown has debuted the world’s first dumpling ATM, allowing hungry New Yorkers to withdraw hot

Canada Declares War on American Booze: A Sobering Tragedy for the North’s Drunkest Nation A nation full of snow and regrets

Steel sanctuary According to reports, Hudson Yards’ controversial Vessel has been repurposed as a giant birdcage for Manhattan’s pigeons. Developers claim

Opa goes viral According to reports, an Astoria grandma has become an overnight TikTok sensation after posting videos of herself making

Brian Mann's Fentanyl Follies: A Marxist's Guide to Tariff Tantrums Brian Mann’s Fentanyl Fairy Tale: NPR’s Marxist Guide to Loving Drug

Sea of scams According to reports, the Coney Island Mermaid Parade has added a crypto-themed float, complete with shirtless bros dressed

Bun run According to reports, Bronx Zoo monkeys staged a daring escape to steal hot dogs from a nearby cart. Witnesses

Cheese installations According to reports, SoHo rats have stormed high-end galleries, chewing through canvases and leaving "avant-garde" droppings that critics are

Hole truth According to reports, Brooklyn bagel makers have gone on strike, demanding better schmear benefits and time off for boiling.

Modern Life is a Dopamine Junkie’s Paradise, and Dr. Anna Lembke is Terrified The New Epidemic: People Can’t Stop Enjoying Themselves

Fuzzy extortion According to reports, an underground squirrel mafia has been exposed in Central Park, accused of shaking down picnickers for

LED chaos According to reports, Times Square billboards were hacked last night and replaced with internet memes, leaving tourists baffled. Instead

Downward dog drama According to reports, the Upper East Side is in uproar after a dog yoga studio was accused of