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Straphangers report knowing exactly what everyone else is thinking without a single word exchanged NEW YORK – Regular subway riders on

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Neighbors say his birds have better attendance at block meetings than most humans BROOKLYN – A longtime rooftop pigeon keeper has

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Manhattan studio positions photographs as “artistic portraits” justifying cost through use of filters and angles that aren’t actually available in

City official suggests that psychological belief will repair decades of infrastructure neglect without requiring actual maintenance investment New York City A New

Financial district employees report that commuting to office is “exactly as annoying as we remembered” after two years of working

Commuter suggests that personal hygiene might improve crowded train experience, receives hostile reaction from people who haven’t showered in days New

Municipal government addresses crisis not by housing people but by removing them from places where housed people have to see