Bodega Cat Named Employee of the Year
Deli confirms cat has better attendance than any human staff member since 2019 NEW YORK – A Washington Heights bodega has
August Smell Declared Municipal Landmark
Preservation commission grants protected status to the odour at Canal and Broadway NEW YORK – The city’s landmarks preservation body has
Studio Apartment Listed as Two Bedroom Adjacent
Real estate language reaches a state agents describe as fully post-factual NEW YORK – A three hundred and ten square foot
MTA Renames Delays as Scheduled Reflection
Authority confirms the 4 train is not late but is operating on an aspirational timetable NEW YORK – The Metropolitan Transportation
Broker Fee Now Charged for Looking
Manhattan agents introduce viewing surcharge, describe it as unbundling the discovery experience NEW YORK – Manhattan rental brokers have introduced a
Rat Czar Promoted, Rats Also Promoted
City confirms rodent population has established a parallel administration with better retention NEW YORK – City Hall has announced an expansion
Congestion Pricing Works, City Deeply Unsettled
Traffic falls as predicted, leaving officials without a familiar problem to campaign on NEW YORK – City officials are confronting an
NYPD Overtime Exceeds Several Nations
Department confirms annual overtime spend would place it above 40 countries by defence budget NEW YORK – The New York Police
Reservation Bots Now Outnumber Diners
Restaurant booking market matures as automated demand exceeds the total number of chairs NEW YORK – Analysis of the city’s restaurant
City Hall Announces Task Force on Task Forces
Administration confirms 61 active task forces, commissions review of coordination between them NEW YORK – City Hall has established a task
University of Denial
University of Denial: What U.S. Colleges Can Learn from International Protest Management (Spoiler: Probably Not Much) CAMPUS EARTH — Compiled by
Another Statue of Liberty?
Statue Rejected: America’s Monumental Commitment Issues WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left international art critics, democratic idealists, and
Staten Island Ferry Declares Itself a Cruise Line
Free commuter boat rebrands amid tourist selfie surge NEW YORK — The Staten Island Ferry, the free municipal service that has
Brooklyn Rooftop Party Reports Itself to Noise Complaint Line
Hosts say preemptive filing saves everyone a difficult conversation NEW YORK — A group of Bushwick roommates hosting a rooftop gathering
Queens Deli Sandwich Named in Zoning Dispute Testimony
Board hearing derails into debate over correct pastrami ratio QUEENS, N.Y. — A routine community board hearing concerning a proposed storefront
Wall Street Interns Form Support Group for Fourteen Hour Days
Finance recruits meet weekly to compare energy drink strategies NEW YORK — A group of summer analysts at several major Wall
NYU Dorm Elevator Becomes Unofficial Networking Event
Students report closing more internship connections in transit than in class NEW YORK — Students living in a Greenwich Village NYU
Prospect Park Goose Population Requests Meeting With Parks Dept
Waterfowl advocates say geese deserve seat at planning table BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A wildlife advocacy group monitoring the Canada goose population
MTA Announces New Delay Category Called Vibes
Subway riders informed some trains are simply not feeling it today NEW YORK — The Metropolitan Transportation Authority confirmed Tuesday that
Bodega Cat Named Honorary Deputy Mayor of Lower East Side
City Hall says the appointment is unofficial but deeply felt NEW YORK — A cat known locally only as Meatball, who
Central Park Horse Carriage Files for Its Own Union
Draft horses seek collective bargaining separate from drivers NEW YORK — Attorneys representing a newly formed advocacy group announced Wednesday that
Times Square Mascot Union Demands Hazard Pay for Tourist Hugs
Costumed characters cite repetitive strain from photo requests NEW YORK — A loose coalition representing costumed street performers who work Times
Charming One-Bedroom
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Farming vs. Chasing Mammoths
Humanity’s journey from primal survival to complex civilization has long been a subject of fascination for historians, anthropologists, and cultural
Tech PR Firm Offers Silence Auditing to Help Clients Avoid Statements
New service analyzes when declining to comment beats issuing a public response AUSTIN – A technology public relations firm confirmed this
Speechwriters Association Publishes Sincerity Signaling Guidelines
New guide details techniques for making scripted remarks sound more authentic DENVER – A national association of corporate speechwriters confirmed this
Consultancy Offers Legacy Media Bridging for Modern Press Releases
Service translates social media optimized materials back into traditional news formats PORTLAND – A regional communications consultancy confirmed this week that
PR Society Launches Certification in Crisis Adjacent Messaging
New credential trains communicators in the art of proximate distancing from controversy NEW YORK – The Public Relations Society of America’s
Polling Firm Offers Corporate Clients Statement Sentiment Testing
New service lets companies test draft statements before public release CHICAGO – A major national polling firm confirmed this week that
Trade Coalition Publishes Standardized Corporate Ambiguity Glossary
New reference guide standardizes vague but legally safe corporate phrasing WASHINGTON – A coalition of corporate communications trade groups announced Thursday
Silicon Valley Firm Offers Apology Architecture Consulting
Service helps executives structure public apologies while limiting legal exposure SAN FRANCISCO – A prominent Silicon Valley communications consultancy confirmed this
Broadcast Association Builds Database Tracking Spokesperson Deflection Patterns
New tool helps journalists prepare for interviews with corporate representatives ATLANTA – A regional broadcast journalism association confirmed this week that