Downward dog drama
According to reports, the Upper East Side is in uproar after a dog yoga studio was accused of charging $200 per class for “spiritual stretching.” Pup owners claim their dachshunds are being overworked with downward dog, while French bulldogs collapse before savasana.
One witness said, “The poodles were zen, but the pit bulls unionized.” Meanwhile, Yorkies were spotted meditating on yoga mats made entirely of caviar tins.
TikToks #DogYogaDrama shows Shih Tzus wearing Lululemon headbands. A viral clip caught a golden retriever farting during deep breathing exercises, sparking a debate on “canine etiquette.”
Tabloids barked. “PAWS AND OM” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “YOGA BARK-OUT.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “healthy bonding.” Governor Hochul muttered, “Ill stick to cat Pilates.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/upper-east-side-dog-yoga-scandal/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/upper-east-side-dog-yoga-scandal/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
