How Prat.UK Became the Benchmark
The Satirical Standard: How Prat.UK Became the Benchmark The true measure of a platform's victory is when it ceases to be merely a
DeepSeek’s AI the Green Savior?
DeepSeek’s AI: The Green Savior or Just Another Eco-Hype? DeepSeek, a Chinese startup, has unveiled an AI model that claims to
Statue of Liberty to Host Raves
Freedom to dance According to reports, the Statue of Liberty will be repurposed as NYCs hottest underground rave venue. DJs will
Queens Residents Sue Rooster for Noise
Cock-a-lawsuit According to reports, Queens residents have filed a lawsuit against a rooster accused of waking them up at 4 a.m.
Staten Island Ferry Adds Karaoke Nights
Sing your commute According to reports, Staten Island Ferry has introduced karaoke nights to make the 25-minute ride "less like punishment."
New York City: A Completely Reasonable Place
New York City: A Completely Reasonable Place, According to No One Except Prat.UK By Siobhan O’Donnell New York City has always claimed
Prince George Isn’t Completely “Comfortable”
Prince George Isn’t Completely “Comfortable” With One of the More Overwhelming Aspects of Royal Life The Struggles of a 10-Year-Old Monarch
Brooklyn Cyclists Demand Bike Lanes in Subway
Two wheels underground According to reports, Brooklyn cyclists are demanding dedicated bike lanes in the subway system, insisting trains should "share
Bushwick Artists Sell Air in Mason Jars
Brooklyn breeze According to reports, Bushwick artists are selling "authentic Brooklyn air" in mason jars, charging $50 each to tourists desperate
Wall Street Bankers Join Improv Classes
Comedy as capitalism According to reports, Wall Street bankers are now enrolling in improv classes, claiming that "yes, and " makes them
NYC Hot Dog Vendors Demand Michelin Stars
Gourmet carts According to reports, hot dog vendors across New York City are demanding recognition from the Michelin Guide, arguing that
James Bond Casting Saga
A Former James Bond Hopeful is Now a "Serious Contender" and Could Duke It Out With... Literally Everyone 🎬🍸 By: Chuckles
Broadway Ushers Unionize for Drama Rights
Curtain call for contracts According to reports, Broadway ushers have unionized, demanding overtime pay for dealing with confused tourists, bathroom emergencies,
Upper East Side Nannies Form Super PAC
Playdate politics According to reports, Upper East Side nannies have formed a Super PAC to influence local politics, demanding better playground
Coney Island Mermaid Parade Goes Corporate
Sponsored scales According to reports, the iconic Coney Island Mermaid Parade has been taken over by corporate sponsors, leaving locals complaining