Month: May 2025

Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock: America’s Loudest Love Story? If Politics and Southern Rock Had a Baby, It Would Be This

The Nice Guy Rapture: How Owning a Bed Frame Turned Chad Into Zeus of Bumble Byline: A collaboration between the world’s

Barack Obama and Diddy are an item?  In a recent courtroom revelation, Sean "Diddy" Combs' former assistant testified that the

Freedom Laser: The U.S. Space Weapon So Advanced Even Aliens Called the U.N. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts are calling

BREAKING: Washington D.C. Rolls Out "Capital Firewall" — Because Nothing Says Freedom Like Geo-Tagged Censorship Inspired by the Chinese model of

Claude vs. Alexa in a Rap Battle — Who Wins and Who Quotes Camus Mid-Bar? By the Brilliant Buffoons of SpinTaxi

Neuralinked at First Sight: Elon Musk Allegedly Impregnates Journalist Two Hours After Verbal Sparring Match By: Dr. Wylie Granger, Professor of

“Free Puff” Movement Revealed to Be $20 Gig: Protesters Paid in T-Shirts, Confusion, and Ciroc Coupons What looked like grassroots justice

Pranks Pulled by Princess Charlotte and Her Royal BFF Princess Charlotte and Mia Tindall Like to Prank the Other Royals By

Inboxed by Bots: How AI Fooled Legacy Media into Thinking It Had Fans The Fake Email Campaign Defending AI Journalism An investigation

The New Yorker’s Oligarchy Crisis Mistaking a Populist for a Prince Because He Wears a Red Hat Instead of a Beret Why

Hollywood Hair Lies: How Stylists Became the Last Honest Millionaires in Tinseltown Beneath Every Blonde Bombshell Lies a Brunette With Secrets—and

Pentagon Accepts 'Unprecedented Gift' of Boeing 747 from Qatar, Wonders If It Comes With Frequent Flyer Miles Boeing 747: A deep

Israel Accuses Europe of Anti-Semitic Incitement, Europe Responds by Apologizing for the Holocaust... Again Anti-Semitic Incitement: A comprehensive look at how

Sergey Brin Declares Google’s AGI Will Be So Smart, It’ll Refuse to Work for Google An exposé of the world's first

The House That Wouldn’t Die: Congress and the Quest for Immortal Power Welcome to Congress: The Retirement Home with Voting Privileges Washington

Qatar Accidentally Delivers Presidential Jet to Wrong Pentagon Qatar Accidentally Delivers Presidential Jet to Wrong Pentagon Mississippi Man Claims Diplomatic Immunity After

Blind in the Caliphate: One Man’s Search for a Punchline in the Land of Humor Fatwas By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi.com Riyadh,

The Annie Knight Shift: Redefining Endurance and Love By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi MagazineWashington, D.C. – spintaxi.com -- It began as

Modern Feminism and the Mattress Medal Ceremony By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi MagazineWashington, D.C. – spintaxi.com In a bold reimagining of both

Medical Community Responds to Annie Knight Condition: “We’re Still Processing This.” By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi Magazine -- Washington, D.C. –

Netflix Greenlights “One Knight Stand” Series By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi Magazine -- Los Angeles, CA – spintaxi.com In what might be

The Blake Effect: Couples Counseling Will Never Be the Same Again Therapists across the globe are reporting a sharp uptick in

Fiancé Claims Relationship with Annie Knight “Now Basically Titanium” By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi Magazine -- Washington, D.C. – spintaxi.com Some couples

OnlyFans Star Hospitalized After Sleeping With 583 Men in One Day Annie Knight Invents Endurance Romance Sport Annie Knight, an Australian OnlyFans

U.S. Military Accepts Plane, Orders Uber Eats From It Mid-Flight U.S. Military Accepts Plane, Orders Uber Eats From It Mid-Flight Pentagon Discovers

Qatar Gives U.S. Plane, Asks to Borrow Texas in Return Qatar Gives U.S. Plane, Asks to Borrow Texas in Return Middle Eastern

Boeing Execs Demand “Reverse Tip” From Pentagon Boeing Execs Demand “Reverse Tip” From Pentagon “We Deliver Accidental Luxury and Get... Nothing?” asks

Trump Names New Jet “Air Farce One” Before Boarding With Golf Clubs Trump Names New Jet “Air Farce One” Former President Says

MAGA Puppets Educate the Children of Damascus—God Help Us DAMASCUS — If satire could get any more literal, Trump Tower Damascus

ChatGPT's Marxism Skepticism: A 'Programming Error'? When your chatbot seizes the means of production, it's time to call tech support… or

The Dishwasher Rule: A Tale of Emotional Intelligence, Domestic Diplomacy, and the Fragile Psyche of Plate Alignment I’ll tell you what—if