Schmear must be at least half an inch Forget rent reform. According to reports, New York lawmakers are considering legislation requiring

Sky-high studio for $5,000 a night New Yorkers thought housing couldn’t get worse, but according to reports, the Empire State Building

Refuse to perform on "shoebox theaters" Broadway actors have always dreamed big, but now they want the stages to match. According

App Promises to Deliver Food Faster Than You Can Decide: Convenience or Culinary Chaos? A Breakthrough in Food Delivery or the

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Declare campaign for City Hall It was only a matter of time. According to reports, New York City’s infamous subway rats

Creates its own chaotic nation Move over, Staten Island. Times Square has declared independence, proclaiming itself a sovereign nation powered by

Teens Are Outsmarting Teachers with ChatGPT, and Honestly, It’s Hilarious The Ultimate Homework Hack: AI to the Rescue Teens have officially found

Cabbie confessions hit prime time Your favorite late-night confessions from the backseat are about to go national. According to reports, NYC

Tourists downward-dog in traffic New Yorkers thought they’d seen it all. Naked Cowboy, subway mariachi, Staten Island ferries running like haunted

Declares itself "People’s Republic of Pizza" The borough of Queens has had enough. According to reports, leaders declared independence from New

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Demand bigger death scenes and jazz hands pay Times Square chaos isn’t just about costumed Elmos anymore—Broadway actors have officially gone

Declare artisanal drip the only legal coffee Brooklyn hipsters have officially banned Starbucks from their borough, declaring artisanal drip coffee the

Debuts with dance to ‘Empire State of Mind’ She’s tall, she’s copper, and now she’s trending—Lady Liberty has joined TikTok. According

DIY Disaster: How 3D Printing and Bad Decisions Revolutionized Crime In a story straight out of a dystopian tech thriller, the

Celibacy Uncovered: Religion vs. Reality Preaching Abstinence, Practicing Mischief Across the globe, religions preach premarital abstinence, but human behavior often contradicts doctrine.

Everything bagels become black-market currency Bagel lovers beware: New York City is in crisis. According to reports, a massive bagel shortage

New Yorkers must eat two slices daily In his boldest policy move yet, Mayor Eric Adams has declared pizza consumption mandatory

Content includes exclusive pizza photos Move over influencers—New York City’s infamous subway rats have entered the adult content game. According to

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Claim humans hog all the crumbs In a shocking development, New York City’s pigeons have filed a class-action lawsuit demanding equal

Chipmunks left out of negotiations New York’s latest labor movement isn’t in Starbucks or Trader Joe’s—it’s in Central Park, where the

Fight breaks out over bagel supremacy It’s official: Brooklyn has declared war on Manhattan. According to reports, the battle erupted after

Offers passports with free Elmo hug Move over, United Nations—the costumed characters of Times Square have declared independence. According to reports,

Mark Zuckerberg’s Libertarian Awakening: The Billionaire Breakup No One Saw Coming Meta, Misinformation, and Mark’s Midlife Crisis Silicon Valley's Golden Boy Just

Claims torch arm has carpal tunnel The Statue of Liberty has finally had enough. According to reports, Lady Liberty is suing

Team says it’s time for a Bronx update The New York Yankees have announced a controversial change: replacing the national anthem

Finally, peace for commuters without infants The MTA has announced its boldest innovation yet: the "Crying Baby Car." According to reports,

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Commuters say solos lasted entire G train ride The MTA has fined a subway musician—dubbed the "Subway DJ"—for excessive saxophone solos

Authorities warn of nut-related assaults New Yorkers are used to dodging taxis, pigeons, and bad vibes—but now Central Park joggers face