Restaurants keep honoring discounts long after the official end date NEW YORK, N.Y. – The city’s annual restaurant week promotion, traditionally

New markings separate fast commuters from slower-paced tourists NEW YORK, N.Y. – A Manhattan business improvement district has begun a small

Write-in campaign forces MTA to clarify membership requirements NEW YORK, N.Y. – A tongue-in-cheek write-in campaign urging riders to nominate a

Petition seeks honorary recognition for longtime neighborhood cat NEW YORK, N.Y. – A city council committee held an unusual hearing this

New pamphlet explains what different taxi and truck honks mean NEW YORK, N.Y. – The city’s Department of Transportation has launched

New screening step goes beyond financials to assess building fit BROOKLYN, N.Y. – A Brooklyn housing cooperative has formalized a new

Performers seek shared rules for sidewalk space and tipping etiquette NEW YORK, N.Y. – Costumed street performers working the Times Square

New lavender lane gives indecisive riders extra time before work NEW YORK, N.Y. – The Metropolitan Transportation Authority confirmed this week

New City Hall guidance targets unnecessary group email replies NEW YORK, N.Y. – City Hall has quietly issued new internal guidance

Headset-wearing visitors observe wildlife without disturbing the park NEW YORK, N.Y. – The Central Park Conservancy has introduced a designated “Silent

Red Ivy Rising: Harvard Declares Emergency as Trump Attacks Its Precious Marxism CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – In what historians are already calling

New Recreation Policy Fines Residents Who Don’t Visit Parks Enough; Enforcement Officers Monitor Park Activity New York, NY — The NYC Parks

New Affordable Housing Initiative Charges Random Amounts Between $0 and $10,000 Monthly New York, NY — The NYC Housing Authority announced Friday

Schools Stop Teaching Books and Writing; Focus Shifts to “Authentic Oral Communication” New York, NY — The NYC Department of Education announced

New Traffic Initiative Restricts Directional Freedom; City Fines Drivers Changing Lanes Rightward New York, NY — The NYC Department of Transportation announced

New Initiative Criminalizes Sadness in Public Parks New York, NY — The NYC Parks Department unveiled Friday an extensive “Mandatory Happiness Initiative”

New Initiative Legitimizes Vermin as Municipal Assets; Unregistered Rats Face $10,000 Penalties New York, NY — The City of New York announced

Waste Management Strategy Designates Landfills as Museums; Prevents Garbage Removal to Maintain Historical Authenticity New York, NY — The NYC Department of

New Transit Strategy Removes Time Commitments; Trains Arrive “When They Feel Ready” New York, NY — The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced Monday

New Revenue Initiative Monetizes Foot Traffic; Overly Crowded Sidewalks Generate Surge Pricing New York, NY — New York City passed legislation Wednesday

New Law Enforcement Strategy Jails Probable Offenders Before Actual Crimes Occur New York, NY — The NYPD announced Thursday a “Preemptive Arrest

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​Beijing Braces for Trump-Xi Summit: China Deploys Emotional Support Pandas, Prepares for Great Wall vs. Border Wall Debate BEIJING- In a

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A musician trapped underground for nine hours by a stalled L train is hailed as the performance of the year NEW

Authorities cite the slice’s dangerous affordability and powerful hold over the city’s population NEW YORK — City authorities have reclassified the

Officials praise the appointee’s lifetime of experience and refusal to be impressed by anyone NEW YORK — The city has named

Residents report the street has achieved a level of refinement incompatible with remaining part of New York NEW YORK — A

The candidate promises a tree for every resident and has already begun aggressively acquiring acorns NEW YORK — A Central Park

Officials cite the candidate’s decades of hands-on experience and intimate knowledge of the trash system NEW YORK — In a move