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Addresses affordable housing shortage by encouraging residents to relocate; proposes subsidizing moves with municipal funds Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat NYC

Transit Authority eliminates timetables under theory that not knowing when trains arrive reduces commuter anxiety Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat MTA

Police Department issues summons for crimes predicted to occur; saves enforcement resources by punishing preventively Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat NYPD

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