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A beloved Manhattan pizzeria has defended its price hike with a sweeping metaphysical argument NEW YORK – A long-running Manhattan pizzeria

Executives demanding employees come back to the office face the complication that the office has been demolished NEW YORK – A

A beloved Manhattan bodega has handed operational control to its resident feline, with remarkable results NEW YORK – A Manhattan bodega

The performers who roam Times Square have formed a labor organization with surprisingly fierce internal politics NEW YORK – The costumed

Transit officials unveil a revolutionary schedule based on intentions rather than the rigid tyranny of clocks NEW YORK – The Metropolitan

A 280-square-foot studio with no windows has hit the market, and the broker insists it has tremendous character NEW YORK –

A new Williamsburg cafe has instituted a rigorous philosophical interview before serving any beverage NEW YORK – A new coffee shop

The city rodent population has organized to assert what it calls long-overdue residential rights NEW YORK – In an unprecedented development,

A major investment bank reports record returns after switching its entire research division to a single toy NEW YORK – A

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City rallies behind ambitious rodent’s display of determination Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Determined Rodent Inspires

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Transit veteran reaches a career milestone of total incomprehensibility Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Conductor Praised

Real estate listing’s optimistic language tested against physical reality Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Prospective Tenants

Beloved feline assumes leadership role at neighborhood institution Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Longtime Employee Recognized

Freshly painted cycling infrastructure repurposed within hours Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Cyclists Note That The

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Mayor converts pre-match briefing into recurring broadcast feature, city media notes genre innovation Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The

FIFA’s $3 billion economic projection for New York region faces adjustment from reality, adjusts accordingly Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The

Metropolitan authority deploys enhanced service while specific signal maintains characteristic approach to timing Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The

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Governor and Mayor present unified World Cup operations front, note 34,000 shuttle tickets sold, prepare to be tested Satire from Bohiney

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Mayor describes visa denials to journalists and coaches as anathema to tournament spirit; FIFA describes Trump as peace prize winner Satire

Transit authority confirms grant awarded, notes distinction between award and disbursement as key variable Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London

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Administration deploys World Cup foot traffic to deliver legal information at historically unprecedented subway station volume Satire from Bohiney Magazine and

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