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Newly formed collective bargaining unit says working conditions have gone unaddressed for decades A newly formed collective bargaining unit representing bodega

Broker insists the industrial aesthetic was fully intentional from the start A recently listed 180 square foot studio apartment in Manhattan

Officials confirm the win is valid but decline to explain how sworn in procedures will work A local community board election

Handlers say demands center on shorter posing hours and mandatory shade breaks Handlers of Central Park’s horse drawn carriages report growing

Producers describe the offering as a bold new category built entirely around ambiance A long running Broadway production has introduced a

Department of Transportation says predictability was never actually the goal The city’s Department of Transportation confirmed this week, in an unusually

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Drivers say the escalation was a natural and entirely justified next step A growing number of New York City yellow cab

Management says the policy addresses a specific but recurring source of daily friction A prominent doorman building on the Upper East

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A proposal to standardize the phrase draws surprisingly passionate testimony MANHATTAN – A city council committee hearing intended to address unrelated

A raised arm and mild desperation, it turns out, remain surprisingly effective MIDTOWN – A visiting tourist who spent nearly twenty

Neighbors say the queue has become a landmark in its own right MIDTOWN – A halal cart on a busy Midtown

A contractor’s discovery mid-demolition turned a kitchen remodel into a history project BROOKLYN – A homeowner midway through a routine kitchen

City Hall staff have quietly begun referring to the incident log as classified MANHATTAN – A gray squirrel residing near the