Sarcastic Podcast: The AG’s Inner Monologue In a clever satirical scenario, Letitia James is imagined hosting a podcast where her inner thoughts on

New York Gambling Industry Achieves Peak Chaos New York's sports betting industry has somehow managed to make gambling—an activity humans have

Tech Company's Business Model Evolution Explained Manhattan-based startup TechFlow Solutions announced a major strategic pivot this week, transitioning from its original

Tech Bro Discovers Public Transportation, Takes Credit In a stunning display of wealthy ignorance, Silicon Valley entrepreneur Chad Brentwood unveiled his

Parisian Museum Theft Reads Like Rejected Movie Script In a plot twist that Hollywood would reject as too implausible, the Louvre

Digital Investor Has Epiphany After Losing Actual Fortune Manhattan cryptocurrency enthusiast and former NFT collector Derek Hastings experienced a profound revelation

Parisian Museum Theft Checks Every Movie Cliché The Louvre Museum confirmed this week that it experienced what investigators are calling "an

Political Endorsement Happens, Everyone Acts Like It Matters In breaking news that will definitely not change anyone's vote, House Minority Leader

Motivational Speaker Achieves Credential, Still Knows Nothing In news that will comfort absolutely no one, aspiring life coach Brittany Stephens has

NYC Initiative Combines Reading with Exercise Nobody Asked For The Brooklyn Public Library has unveiled its latest innovation in making simple

Exhausted Students Finally Get Institutional Acknowledgment of Absurd Schedule In a move that somehow manages to be both progressive and completely

Manhattan's Most Confident Idiot Attempts Clarity, Achieves Opposite After years of promising to explain blockchain "in simple terms," cryptocurrency enthusiast Tyler

Government Employees Discover They Can't Eat "Exposure" In scenes that would make any developed nation uncomfortable, federal workers across the country—including

Instagram Star's Day Begins at 4 AM, Productivity Remains Theoretical Manhattan-based fitness influencer Jade Greenleaf has finally revealed her complete morning

Tech Mogul Explores Final Frontier, Ignores IRS Billionaire tech entrepreneur Brayden Muskerson III returned from his $450 million joyride to the

Office Celebration Substitutes Pepperoni for Livable Wages TechFlow Industries pulled off a masterclass in corporate cost-cutting this week by throwing a

NYC Treats Cause Existential Crises, Spontaneous Weeping Brooklyn's newest artisanal bakery, "Feelings & Flour," has created what they're calling "mood enhancement

Executive's "Sacrifice" Inspires Eye-Rolling Nationwide In a move being hailed as "technically a reduction," MegaCorp CEO Richard Pennington announced he's taking

Silicon Valley's Latest Creation Already Gaming the System In a stunning display of artificial intelligence that nobody asked for, TechCorp's new

The (Unintentionally) Hilarious World of Sex Toy Hacking When you think of hacking scandals, images of financial institutions, government secrets, or

Democrats Bet on Monkeypox for 2024: Mail-In Ballots and Drop Boxes to the Rescue! (Again) Democrats Bet on Monkeypox for 2024:

Silicon Valley Startup Eliminates Words, Communication Immediately Collapses In what linguists are calling "a dark day for human communication," Manhattan-based tech

Agricultural Meditation Movement Yields Disappointing Results In what agricultural scientists are calling "a waste of everyone's time," farmers across upstate New

President Converts Historic Room Into Personal Dance Hall, Historians Weep In what architectural historians are calling "an assault on American heritage,"

Educator's Classroom Immigration Comments Spark National Debate A New York City high school teacher has found herself at the center of

Experimental Pastries Cause Spontaneous Crying, Uncontrolled Laughter A Brooklyn bakery's experimental line of "emotional regulation cookies" has sparked a crisis after

Educational Innovation or Surrender to Teenage Sleep Patterns? A Manhattan high school has installed twenty "rest and recovery pods" in what

HOA Nightmare Emerges as Neighbors Embrace Recreational Landscaping What began as one homeowner's creative landscaping choice has evolved into a full-scale

Innovative Reading Exercise Program Confuses Librarians and Fitness Experts Alike The New York Public Library has unveiled its latest initiative to

New 47-Signal System Causes Gridlock, Existential Dread New York City's Department of Transportation has unveiled a revolutionary new pedestrian traffic system

Art World Questions Whether Anything Means Anything Anymore The Museum of Modern Art in New York has unveiled its latest exhibition:

Municipal Joy Initiative Falls Flat in First Week In an effort to combat what officials describe as "chronic municipal grumpiness," New