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Bodega Cat Union Formally Demands Health Insurance and Guaranteed Nap Hours
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Central Park Carriage Horses Reportedly Unionizing Over Excessive Instagram Photo Shifts
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Broadway Show Begins Selling Standing Room Only Tickets for Seats That Also Do Not Exist
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City Confirms Parking Regulations Are Changed Weekly Specifically to Keep Residents on Their Toes
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Neighborhood Deli Owner Has Remembered Every Customer’s Order for Fifteen Years, Still Cannot Recall a Single Name
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Yellow Cab Drivers Respond to Rise of E Bikes by Installing Dramatically Louder Horns
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Doorman Building Introduces New Silence Fee for Tenants Who Greet Him Too Enthusiastically
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British Humour in the Office: Passive Aggression as Performance Art
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Doorman Achieves Folk Hero Status for Correctly Predicting Every Package Theft
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City Council Debates Whether New York Minute Should Be Legally Defined
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Tourist Trying to Hail a Cab Discovers Ancient Art Still Works Despite Apps
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Halal Cart Line Wraps Around Block, Block Itself Petitions for Recognition
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Brownstone Owner Unknowingly Renovates Apartment That Was Actually a Speakeasy
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Central Park Squirrel Achieves Unofficial Diplomatic Status After Biting Three Aides
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