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White House Launches Deepfake Marathon
City Hall Launches Deepfake Marathon: Schumer and Jeffries Star in "When Politics Meets Photoshop" New York City Hall unveiled its cutting-edge
Alaska Journalists Resign En Masse
MTA Reporters Walk Out After Being Asked to Cover Subway Delays Honestly In a shocking display of journalistic integrity that stunned
We Don’t Negotiate with Terrorists
MTA Announces It Doesn't Negotiate with Commuters The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced a bold new customer service philosophy Monday: absolutely no
Trump’s 2025 Gaza Ceasefire Plan
Mayor Adams Unveils 2025 "Ceasefire" Plan for Manhattan vs Brooklyn Rivalry Mayor Eric Adams revealed his ambitious diplomatic initiative Thursday: brokering
Trump Declares 800,000 Federal Workers Optional Personnel
Mayor Adams Declares 400,000 City Workers "Technically Volunteers" In a bold reimagining of employment law, Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday that
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NYC Mayor Considers Hiring Controversial Governor Who "Gets Things Done" New York City Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday he's considering recruiting
Trump Never Heard of Jon Stewart
Mayor Adams Claims He's Never Heard of "The Subway" During a contentious press conference Tuesday, Mayor Eric Adams insisted he's "never
Furloughed Federal Workers Told to Think of It as Unpaid Vacation
MTA Workers Told to Consider Paycheck Delays "Financial Mindfulness" The Metropolitan Transportation Authority's Human Resources department issued a tone-deaf memo Monday
Funding Freeze Hits Blue States
New York Banks on Subway Ghost Tours to Replace Federal Revenue Facing a catastrophic federal funding freeze, New York City officials
Everyone’s to Blame for Shutdown
Subway Delays Somehow Still the Conductor's Fault, Says MTA The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced Tuesday that recent catastrophic subway failures were
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Downtown Manhattan Residents Discover There's a "Downtown" Part Upper East Side residents experienced collective shock this week upon learning that Manhattan
Congressional Impasse Reaches Breakthrough
MTA Board Agrees They All Hate Each Other, Declares Victory In what observers are calling a "historic moment of clarity," the
Drug Cartels Now Listed as Unofficial Branch of Government
Wall Street Banks Demand Equal Recognition, Already Act Like It Following federal recognition of drug cartels as an "unofficial branch of
Congress Says “We Tried” Blames Ghosts
City Council Blames Pizza Rats for Budget Failures New York City Council members emerged from budget negotiations Thursday with a simple
Chevron’s El Segundo Refinery
Brooklyn Announces Plans for Artisanal Gasoline Refinery in Williamsburg Brooklyn entrepreneurs announced Wednesday their plans to open New York's first "craft
Cartels Designated Unlawful Combatants
NYU Students Remain Legally Classified as "Brunch Enthusiasts" The federal government announced Tuesday that drug cartels have officially been designated as
Bad Bunny Threatens American Values
Brooklyn Gentrifier Terrified of Reggaeton After Spotify Playlist Mishap Manhattan resident Trevor Whitmore, 34, has declared Latin superstar Bad Bunny an
Gourmet Neurology: When Food Becomes a Personality Disorder
Manhattan Foodies Can Name 47 Cheese Types, Can't Name Their Therapist A new study from NYU's Department of Psychology and Culinary
Trump Launches Presidential Bid from Gold-Plated Escalator, Again
Manhattan Real Estate Mogul Announces Campaign Using Same Entrance Since 2015 In a move that political observers are describing as "aggressively
The Secret Ingredient That Keeps Couples Together: Tolerable Annoyance Levels
Manhattan Therapist Reveals Love Is Just Managing Irritation Successfully A groundbreaking study from NYU's Relationship Research Institute has discovered that the
American Job Creation: A Fantasy Novel for Economists
Manhattan Think Tank Admits Manufacturing Jobs Aren't Coming Back, Suggests Acceptance A brutally honest report from a Manhattan-based economic policy institute
Sunnyside Elementary in Minnesota Bans Talking, Breathing, and Existing
Manhattan Parents Relieved Their Kids Only Face Normal Dystopian School Rules A Minnesota elementary school has implemented what education experts are
Texas Declares Independence Again, Forgets Why Last Time Didn’t Work Out
Manhattan Observers Note This Is at Least the Fourth Time This Decade In a move surprising absolutely nobody who's been paying
Cupid Filed for Bankruptcy in 2024, Blames Dating Apps and Emotional Unavailability
Manhattan Mythological Figure Cites 'Hostile Market Conditions' for Love Industry In a stunning development that surprised absolutely nobody paying attention to
The 99% Unemployment Era: When AI Takes All the Jobs Except ‘Prompt Engineer’
Manhattan Workers Prepare for Future Where Only Talking to Robots Pays Economic forecasters have unveiled a dystopian projection they're calling "the
Biden Signs Executive Order Declaring Wednesday Illegal, Nation Confused
Manhattan Workers Celebrate Extra-Long Weekend, Then Panic About Rent In what White House staffers are calling "an unfortunate lapse in executive
Unhinged Breakup Reports: Manhattan’s Most Dramatic Relationship Endings
Upper East Side Resident Leaves Partner Via Skywriting, Venmo Request New York City therapists report an alarming trend of increasingly unhinged
Parallel Play: When Your Relationship Is Just Two People in the Same Room
Manhattan Couples Discover They're Basically Roommates Who Split Rent Relationship therapists across New York City report a dramatic surge in couples
Divorced Men: Manhattan’s Fastest Growing Demographic of People Who Are Fine
Brooklyn Singles Scene Now 60% Recently Separated Males Who Are Totally Over It Manhattan's dating landscape has been fundamentally transformed by
Local Town Hall Meeting Breaks Record for Most Awkward Silences
Manhattan Community Board Event Features 47 Minutes of Uncomfortable Quiet A community town hall meeting in Manhattan's Upper West Side has
Church Shooting Was Anti-Christian Hate, Says Nation That Can’t Define Hate Crimes Consistently
Manhattan Theologians Debate Motive While Ignoring Gun Accessibility Following yet another mass shooting at a house of worship, political leaders have