Proposal splits council along unexpected lines, several members cite ‘genuine cultural significance’ The New York City Council spent a portion of

Building management considering commemorative plaque near the site of the historic exchange Residents of a Murray Hill apartment building are still

Therapist confirms this is technically within the range of normal but ‘concerning long-term’ A lifelong Yankees fan from Staten Island has

Regulars describe the increase as ‘expected but still somehow devastating’ A beloved Upper West Side deli raised the price of its

Local birdwatchers confirm the raptor has ‘better name recognition’ than several elected officials A red-tailed hawk that has nested in Central

Menu description reportedly longer than some short stories, customers reportedly still ordering it A Williamsburg coffee shop has introduced a fourteen

Transit officials say the twenty-minute wait between trains is ‘an opportunity for personal growth’ The Metropolitan Transportation Authority unveiled a new

Write-in campaign succeeds after residents cite ‘consistent attendance and general vibes’ A community board seat in Brooklyn was filled this week

Realtor confirms sighting but warns listing may have already been claimed by someone’s cousin A rent stabilized apartment was reportedly spotted

Understudy Elmo describes the pressure as ‘immense,’ tourists reportedly unable to tell the difference A costumed Elmo performer who has worked

🐾 Morris the Orange Cat: The Feline Enigma ​ME-OW! Shelter Baffled by Orange Cat Who Curses Like a Truck Driver and

Restaurants keep honoring discounts long after the official end date NEW YORK, N.Y. – The city’s annual restaurant week promotion, traditionally

New markings separate fast commuters from slower-paced tourists NEW YORK, N.Y. – A Manhattan business improvement district has begun a small

Write-in campaign forces MTA to clarify membership requirements NEW YORK, N.Y. – A tongue-in-cheek write-in campaign urging riders to nominate a

Petition seeks honorary recognition for longtime neighborhood cat NEW YORK, N.Y. – A city council committee held an unusual hearing this

New pamphlet explains what different taxi and truck honks mean NEW YORK, N.Y. – The city’s Department of Transportation has launched

New screening step goes beyond financials to assess building fit BROOKLYN, N.Y. – A Brooklyn housing cooperative has formalized a new

Performers seek shared rules for sidewalk space and tipping etiquette NEW YORK, N.Y. – Costumed street performers working the Times Square

New lavender lane gives indecisive riders extra time before work NEW YORK, N.Y. – The Metropolitan Transportation Authority confirmed this week

New City Hall guidance targets unnecessary group email replies NEW YORK, N.Y. – City Hall has quietly issued new internal guidance

Headset-wearing visitors observe wildlife without disturbing the park NEW YORK, N.Y. – The Central Park Conservancy has introduced a designated “Silent

Red Ivy Rising: Harvard Declares Emergency as Trump Attacks Its Precious Marxism CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – In what historians are already calling

New Recreation Policy Fines Residents Who Don’t Visit Parks Enough; Enforcement Officers Monitor Park Activity New York, NY — The NYC Parks

New Affordable Housing Initiative Charges Random Amounts Between $0 and $10,000 Monthly New York, NY — The NYC Housing Authority announced Friday

Schools Stop Teaching Books and Writing; Focus Shifts to “Authentic Oral Communication” New York, NY — The NYC Department of Education announced

New Traffic Initiative Restricts Directional Freedom; City Fines Drivers Changing Lanes Rightward New York, NY — The NYC Department of Transportation announced

New Initiative Criminalizes Sadness in Public Parks New York, NY — The NYC Parks Department unveiled Friday an extensive “Mandatory Happiness Initiative”

New Initiative Legitimizes Vermin as Municipal Assets; Unregistered Rats Face $10,000 Penalties New York, NY — The City of New York announced

Waste Management Strategy Designates Landfills as Museums; Prevents Garbage Removal to Maintain Historical Authenticity New York, NY — The NYC Department of

New Transit Strategy Removes Time Commitments; Trains Arrive “When They Feel Ready” New York, NY — The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced Monday

New Revenue Initiative Monetizes Foot Traffic; Overly Crowded Sidewalks Generate Surge Pricing New York, NY — New York City passed legislation Wednesday

New Law Enforcement Strategy Jails Probable Offenders Before Actual Crimes Occur New York, NY — The NYPD announced Thursday a “Preemptive Arrest