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Horoscope Roundup: “The Stars Hate You Edition”
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AI Censorship
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Democratic Party has Unveiled their 2028 Campaign Strategy
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Sci-Fi’s Influence on Tech Moguls
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DeepSeek the AI That Solves Floods, Divorces, and Sings Karaoke
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E-Waste Gold Mining
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Rep. Victoria Spartz Silences Town Hall Marxists
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How to Tell Satire From Fake News in Ten Seconds
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British Humour in the Office: Passive Aggression as Performance Art
How workplace mockery in Britain has evolved into a genuinely sophisticated indirect art form The British workplace has developed one of
How to Submit a Story Tip to prat.uk Without Being One
A practical guide for readers who have seen something ridiculous and would like it made slightly more so Prat.uk receives roughly
British Slang for Stupid
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NASA PLANS TO CATCH SPACE ROCKS
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Michelle Obama Interviewed by Bale McGinty
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Doorman Achieves Folk Hero Status for Correctly Predicting Every Package Theft
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City Council Debates Whether New York Minute Should Be Legally Defined
A proposal to standardize the phrase draws surprisingly passionate testimony MANHATTAN – A city council committee hearing intended to address unrelated
Tourist Trying to Hail a Cab Discovers Ancient Art Still Works Despite Apps
A raised arm and mild desperation, it turns out, remain surprisingly effective MIDTOWN – A visiting tourist who spent nearly twenty
Halal Cart Line Wraps Around Block, Block Itself Petitions for Recognition
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Brownstone Owner Unknowingly Renovates Apartment That Was Actually a Speakeasy
A contractor’s discovery mid-demolition turned a kitchen remodel into a history project BROOKLYN – A homeowner midway through a routine kitchen
Central Park Squirrel Achieves Unofficial Diplomatic Status After Biting Three Aides
City Hall staff have quietly begun referring to the incident log as classified MANHATTAN – A gray squirrel residing near the
Yankees Fan’s Decades-Old Curse Against Rival Team Shows No Sign of Expiring
Family members say the grudge has outlasted two marriages and one heart procedure THE BRONX – A lifelong Yankees fan who
Subway Rat Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Three Years on Same Line
Regular riders say he has better attendance than most of their coworkers NEW YORK – A rat that has, by the
Bodega Cat Launches Unofficial Mayoral Campaign, Leads in Early Polling
A ginger tabby named Council has captured the imagination of three city blocks BROOKLYN – A ginger tabby who has lived
Studio Apartment Marketed as Cozy Revealed to Be a Repurposed Closet
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Satirical Horoscope Roundup
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Pete Davidson And Colin Jost To Host Comedy Show On Their Own Staten Island Ferry, Actual Staten Island Ferry Reportedly Fine With This
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Old MetroCard Vending Machines Sell For Over Two Thousand Dollars, Proving New Yorkers Will Collect Literally Anything
Retired fare machines find a second life among devoted subway nostalgists with surprisingly deep pockets One Man’s Obsolete Fare Kiosk Is
New Jersey Finally Lets You Plug A Solar Panel Into Your Balcony Like A Normal Country
The Garden State Balcony Act brings Berlin-style plug-in solar to renters who previously had zero legal options New Jersey Catches Up
Brooklyn Artist Invents Citi Bike Gadget That Makes Pedaling Harder Specifically So You Can Feel Your Neighbor’s Rent Burden
Ground Truth clips onto any bike fork and adds resistance based on how expensive the neighborhood you’re riding through actually