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May 4, 2026 Savannah Steele (News Reporting)

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May 4, 2026 Elinor Jørgensen

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May 2, 2026 Sigrid Bjornsson

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May 2, 2026 Elinor Jørgensen

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May 2, 2026 Alan Nafzger

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New York City Inflation Outpaces the National Rate While the Mayor Announces City-Owned Grocery Stores

May 2, 2026 Sofia Rodriguez

The Deputy Mayor for Economic Justice Has a Theory About Why; Working New Yorkers Have a Grocery Bill That Supports

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May 2, 2026 Annabelle Bransford (Travel)

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