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City Hall Launches Deepfake Marathon: Schumer and Jeffries Star in "When Politics Meets Photoshop" New York City Hall unveiled its cutting-edge

MTA Reporters Walk Out After Being Asked to Cover Subway Delays Honestly In a shocking display of journalistic integrity that stunned

MTA Announces It Doesn't Negotiate with Commuters The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced a bold new customer service philosophy Monday: absolutely no

Mayor Adams Unveils 2025 "Ceasefire" Plan for Manhattan vs Brooklyn Rivalry Mayor Eric Adams revealed his ambitious diplomatic initiative Thursday: brokering

Mayor Adams Declares 400,000 City Workers "Technically Volunteers" In a bold reimagining of employment law, Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday that

NYC Mayor Considers Hiring Controversial Governor Who "Gets Things Done" New York City Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday he's considering recruiting

Mayor Adams Claims He's Never Heard of "The Subway" During a contentious press conference Tuesday, Mayor Eric Adams insisted he's "never

MTA Workers Told to Consider Paycheck Delays "Financial Mindfulness" The Metropolitan Transportation Authority's Human Resources department issued a tone-deaf memo Monday

New York Banks on Subway Ghost Tours to Replace Federal Revenue Facing a catastrophic federal funding freeze, New York City officials

Subway Delays Somehow Still the Conductor's Fault, Says MTA The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced Tuesday that recent catastrophic subway failures were

Downtown Manhattan Residents Discover There's a "Downtown" Part Upper East Side residents experienced collective shock this week upon learning that Manhattan

MTA Board Agrees They All Hate Each Other, Declares Victory In what observers are calling a "historic moment of clarity," the

Wall Street Banks Demand Equal Recognition, Already Act Like It Following federal recognition of drug cartels as an "unofficial branch of

City Council Blames Pizza Rats for Budget Failures New York City Council members emerged from budget negotiations Thursday with a simple

Brooklyn Announces Plans for Artisanal Gasoline Refinery in Williamsburg Brooklyn entrepreneurs announced Wednesday their plans to open New York's first "craft

NYU Students Remain Legally Classified as "Brunch Enthusiasts" The federal government announced Tuesday that drug cartels have officially been designated as

Brooklyn Gentrifier Terrified of Reggaeton After Spotify Playlist Mishap Manhattan resident Trevor Whitmore, 34, has declared Latin superstar Bad Bunny an

Manhattan Foodies Can Name 47 Cheese Types, Can't Name Their Therapist A new study from NYU's Department of Psychology and Culinary

Manhattan Real Estate Mogul Announces Campaign Using Same Entrance Since 2015 In a move that political observers are describing as "aggressively

Manhattan Therapist Reveals Love Is Just Managing Irritation Successfully A groundbreaking study from NYU's Relationship Research Institute has discovered that the

Manhattan Think Tank Admits Manufacturing Jobs Aren't Coming Back, Suggests Acceptance A brutally honest report from a Manhattan-based economic policy institute

Manhattan Parents Relieved Their Kids Only Face Normal Dystopian School Rules A Minnesota elementary school has implemented what education experts are

Manhattan Observers Note This Is at Least the Fourth Time This Decade In a move surprising absolutely nobody who's been paying

Manhattan Mythological Figure Cites 'Hostile Market Conditions' for Love Industry In a stunning development that surprised absolutely nobody paying attention to

Manhattan Workers Prepare for Future Where Only Talking to Robots Pays Economic forecasters have unveiled a dystopian projection they're calling "the

Manhattan Workers Celebrate Extra-Long Weekend, Then Panic About Rent In what White House staffers are calling "an unfortunate lapse in executive

Upper East Side Resident Leaves Partner Via Skywriting, Venmo Request New York City therapists report an alarming trend of increasingly unhinged

Manhattan Couples Discover They're Basically Roommates Who Split Rent Relationship therapists across New York City report a dramatic surge in couples

Brooklyn Singles Scene Now 60% Recently Separated Males Who Are Totally Over It Manhattan's dating landscape has been fundamentally transformed by

Manhattan Community Board Event Features 47 Minutes of Uncomfortable Quiet A community town hall meeting in Manhattan's Upper West Side has

Manhattan Theologians Debate Motive While Ignoring Gun Accessibility Following yet another mass shooting at a house of worship, political leaders have