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MTA to monetize exhaustion In a bold, sleep-deprived move, the MTA has announced the launch of "nap carriages" on select subway

City unveils cheesy statue Move over, Statue of Liberty. According to reports, New York has officially declared Pizza Rat an urban

Millennials riot in cafes Panic has spread faster than latte foam. According to reports, Brooklyn has officially declared a state of

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Swipe before you flush New Yorkers now have to swipe twice as hard. According to reports, the city has installed MTA-style

Demand right to be lost Take the long way home—literally. According to reports, New York City taxi drivers have unionized against

Crypto meets crust Crypto bros, rejoice—your slice just went digital. According to reports, New York pizzerias are selling their pies as

Emotional roller coasters only The beach just got deeper. According to reports, Coney Island has shut down its roller coasters and

Mime takes Manhattan The Great White Way just got a lot quieter. According to reports, Broadway producers have unveiled "silent musicals,"

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Artisanal H2O for $25 Move over kombucha—Brooklyn has a new obsession. According to reports, Williamsburg hipsters have launched the city’s first

Tourists finally see themselves Times Square has done the unthinkable. According to reports, the world’s most famous ad space has ditched

Fries at the 86th floor Move over Shake Shack. According to reports, the Empire State Building has installed a drive-thru window

Acorns not included New York’s most beloved rodents are moving up in the world. According to reports, Central Park has launched

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Now its own republic Straphangers, brace yourselves. According to reports, the New York City subway system has declared independence, forming the

Breathing fee introduced Just when you thought New York couldn’t get more expensive—now even the air costs money. According to reports,

Cheese-based ballots counted Democracy has gone squeaky. According to reports, New York City’s rat population has officially won the mayoral race

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Stadium fans revolt Baseball may never be the same. According to reports, Yankee Stadium has replaced traditional hot dogs with kale

Charge applies per duck face It was only a matter of time. According to reports, New York City has introduced a

Walz Enjoys Buttered Pickle Cotton Candy: After a few chews of this neon-green fluff, Walz declared it “a new state

Landlords offer apartments with no oxygen New Yorkers have always said rent is astronomical—but now it’s literally reached orbit. According to

Louder horns cost extra New Yorkers are used to surge pricing—but now they’re facing surge honking. According to reports, yellow cab

Demand better nuts and benefits Central Park’s furry residents have put their tiny feet down. According to reports, hundreds of squirrels

Cream cheese black market rises A crisis has gripped the five boroughs: bagel shortages. According to reports, a supply chain collapse

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Claims cultural independence In a move shocking no one, Staten Island has announced—again—that it’s seceding from New York City. According to

Claim coops are overpriced The city’s most infamous squatters—pigeons—are now demanding rent control. According to reports, thousands of feathered tenants marched

Possession of counterfeit hugs Chaos struck Midtown as Times Square’s most infamous fuzzy mascot was cuffed by NYPD. According to reports,

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