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Hell Freezes Over as Bipartisan Consensus Reached on Lunch Order In an unprecedented display of unity that left political observers checking

Former President Discovers Number Bigger Than 10, Economists Weep Former President Donald Trump announced plans for a 100% tariff on Chinese

Lady Liberty's Lightbulb Budget Caught in Congressional Gridlock In what historians are calling "the most on-brand metaphor for American politics in

Glass Ceiling Shatters in Tokyo; Elderly Male Politicians Confused by Sound In a historic moment that only took 77 years after

World Exhales; Cynics Start Countdown Timer After two years of devastating conflict, negotiators announced a ceasefire agreement in Gaza today, prompting

Shocking Discovery: People Still Wrong After Seeing Data In a groundbreaking study that surprised absolutely no one who has ever argued

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MTA Reporters Walk Out After Being Asked to Cover Subway Delays Honestly In a shocking display of journalistic integrity that stunned

City Hall Launches Deepfake Marathon: Schumer and Jeffries Star in "When Politics Meets Photoshop" New York City Hall unveiled its cutting-edge

Mayor Adams Unveils 2025 "Ceasefire" Plan for Manhattan vs Brooklyn Rivalry Mayor Eric Adams revealed his ambitious diplomatic initiative Thursday: brokering

MTA Announces It Doesn't Negotiate with Commuters The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced a bold new customer service philosophy Monday: absolutely no

Mayor Adams Declares 400,000 City Workers "Technically Volunteers" In a bold reimagining of employment law, Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday that

Mayor Adams Claims He's Never Heard of "The Subway" During a contentious press conference Tuesday, Mayor Eric Adams insisted he's "never

NYC Mayor Considers Hiring Controversial Governor Who "Gets Things Done" New York City Mayor Eric Adams announced Tuesday he's considering recruiting

Subway Delays Somehow Still the Conductor's Fault, Says MTA The Metropolitan Transportation Authority announced Tuesday that recent catastrophic subway failures were

MTA Workers Told to Consider Paycheck Delays "Financial Mindfulness" The Metropolitan Transportation Authority's Human Resources department issued a tone-deaf memo Monday

New York Banks on Subway Ghost Tours to Replace Federal Revenue Facing a catastrophic federal funding freeze, New York City officials

Downtown Manhattan Residents Discover There's a "Downtown" Part Upper East Side residents experienced collective shock this week upon learning that Manhattan

Wall Street Banks Demand Equal Recognition, Already Act Like It Following federal recognition of drug cartels as an "unofficial branch of

MTA Board Agrees They All Hate Each Other, Declares Victory In what observers are calling a "historic moment of clarity," the

Brooklyn Announces Plans for Artisanal Gasoline Refinery in Williamsburg Brooklyn entrepreneurs announced Wednesday their plans to open New York's first "craft

City Council Blames Pizza Rats for Budget Failures New York City Council members emerged from budget negotiations Thursday with a simple

Brooklyn Gentrifier Terrified of Reggaeton After Spotify Playlist Mishap Manhattan resident Trevor Whitmore, 34, has declared Latin superstar Bad Bunny an

NYU Students Remain Legally Classified as "Brunch Enthusiasts" The federal government announced Tuesday that drug cartels have officially been designated as

Manhattan Shoppers Report Being Verbally Abused by Automated Registers In a development that artificial intelligence researchers are calling "predictable yet concerning,"

Manhattan Research Team Identifies Genetic Marker for Asking to Speak to Managers In a breakthrough that has rocked the scientific community

Manhattan Legal Scholars Shocked Founding Document Still Exists, Mostly Intact In a development that legal scholars are calling "unexpected but also