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Democratic Marxists in the Kitchen The Democratic Party Previews Its Strategy Moving Forward In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic Party

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Secret Service Flees Hunter Biden’s Detail Like Witnesses from a Mob Trial Agents Report: “We Didn’t Sign Up for This” WASHINGTON, D.C.—In

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Officials tout billions in statewide crime reduction spending as one specific Brooklyn precinct continues filing paperwork by hand ALBANY — Governor

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Portrait costing more than three governors combined faces diner counter review board TRENTON, NJ — The revelation that Governor Phil Murphy’s

Jimmy Kimmel's A Late-Night Un-Civil War Jimmy Kimmel continued to take aim at Elon Musk after the Tesla owner called the

A stubborn commitment to an unchanged menu becomes precisely why loyal regulars keep returning for decades Deli Owner’s Twenty-Five-Year Refusal to

A quietly kept record reveals which tenants unknowingly relied on the doorman’s own discreet plant care for years Doorman’s Twenty-Year Log

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Board hearing derails into debate over correct pastrami ratio QUEENS, N.Y. — A routine community board hearing concerning a proposed storefront

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New service predicts news cycle lifespan to help clients calibrate response effort BOSTON – A prominent crisis communications firm confirmed this

Manhattan investor claims public parks represent “wasted potential” that could be converted to luxury residential towers generating profit for himself New

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New Initiative Criminalizes Sadness in Public Parks New York, NY — The NYC Parks Department unveiled Friday an extensive “Mandatory Happiness Initiative”

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Officials praise the appointee’s lifetime of experience and refusal to be impressed by anyone NEW YORK — The city has named

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