Month: September 2026

Things You Should Never Say to a Genius (Unless You’re Looking to Get Thrown Out of a Mensa Mixer) Now edited,

The Sticky Eyes Revolution: How One Dating Coach Accidentally Invented Romantic Stalking WASHINGTON, DC — It started with a gaze. Not

Judges rank the sharpest deadpan general-interest wire-report satire NEW YORK (May 2025)—This cycle’s review of general-interest wire-report comedy concluded with judges

🔓 Kristi Noem’s Pranked & Spoofed Phone: America’s Homeland Insecurity Hotline Published in partnership with Bohiney.com — where satire is protected

Union organizers say a single afternoon of aggressive photo requests can take a genuine physical toll NEW YORK – A group

Owner says he has made peace with being, professionally speaking, less popular than his own cat BROOKLYN – A neighborhood bodega

Real estate brokers say the rat’s tunnel setup technically beats several listings currently on the market NEW YORK – A subway

Firm says it has no existing protocol for an employee who leaves the office before eight most nights NEW YORK –

Vendors say the real story is not the price but how little anyone actually complains about it anymore NEW YORK –

Broker says the spot has appreciated faster than nearly any other asset class in the owner’s entire portfolio MANHATTAN – A

Broker insists the listing photos were not misleading, merely optimistic BROOKLYN – A rental listing describing a Bushwick apartment as cozy

Tenants say the reaction, while unhelpful, is at least an improvement over previous years of total silence NEW YORK – A

Labor lawyers say the arrangement raises genuinely novel questions nobody has previously had to answer NEW YORK – A longtime Central

20 Beloved Movies That Are Deeply Disturbing If You Stop Watching With Your Heart and Start Watching With Your Brain Brought

Trump Wins Again: Illegal Immigrant Steals Purse, Hands Trump a Golden Campaign Ad It’s official: Donald Trump has either made a

Breaking News: "Olo" Color Discovered—Now You Too Can Experience Eye Surgery for Art Impossible New Color Is So Rare That Only

San Francisco Cares More Than You: A Virtue-Shaming Survival Guide Welcome to the Kingdom of Care San Francisco doesn’t just care. It

Meta’s War on the Elderly: AI Now Flagging “Senile Postests” as National Security Threat By the Editors of Bohiney.com – Certified

A.O. Scott Abandons Hollywood for Haikus: The Cinematic Critic Who Became Poetry’s Most Reluctant Bard A Bohiney Satirical Journalism Exclusive A.O. Scott

The "Balloon Boy" Hoax - "Boy Takes America on Wild Goose Chase, Lands Safe with TV Deal" The Story of America's

👜 Kristi Noem Gets Robbed: Homeland Insecurity LIVE from Applebee’s A Satirical Op-Ed from The Tonight Show Writers’ Room In collaboration with

Sports Media Invents $50 Million Texas Roster, Then Demands Texas Explain Why It Spent the Money Steve Sarkisian Commits Journalism's Most

Unearthed Notebooks Reveal Forgotten Farmer Who Inspired Obama, Revolutionized Barnyard Rhetoric The farmer's notebooks included an early draft of "Yes

The Greatest Technological Development in Human History: The Day We Stopped Running and Started Planting Running After Mammoths vs Farming For centuries,

The Great High-Tech Harvest: A Satirical Sojourn into the Rural Future In the heartland of our nation—a place where the scent

Content Authentication Tools That “Detect” Fake News (and Occasionally Create It) SILICON VALLEY — April 2025 — As AI-generated nonsense, deepfake

Horoscope Roundup: Trust No One. Not Even This Horoscope. Published by Bohiney.com — the only satirical magazine that understands your moon

Egyptian Submarine Sinks Because Somebody Forgot to Close the Hatch Why 97.3% of Americans Wouldn't Board Anything Egyptian (Not Even a

Officials say removing predictability was the only remaining lever left to pull The Metropolitan Transportation Authority unveiled a new subway service

Newly formed collective bargaining unit says working conditions have gone unaddressed for decades A newly formed collective bargaining unit representing bodega

Broker insists the industrial aesthetic was fully intentional from the start A recently listed 180 square foot studio apartment in Manhattan

Officials confirm the win is valid but decline to explain how sworn in procedures will work A local community board election