NYC Taxi Drivers Offer Tarot Readings

Meter mysticism

According to reports, New York taxi drivers are now offering tarot card readings between fares. Instead of hearing “Cash or card?” passengers are greeted with “Do you want to know your future while we hit every red light on Lexington?”

Drivers say tarot is a way to supplement income. “Uber has surge pricing, I have psychic pricing,” said one cabbie, shuffling a deck as he merged onto the FDR. Some readings are eerily accurate. A Brooklyn passenger recalled, “He pulled The Tower card right before my ex texted me. Also, we got rear-ended by a Citi Bike, so it checked out.”

Tourists are delighted. “We came for Broadway, stayed for prophecy,” said a visitor from Kansas. “Our cab driver told us to avoid Times Square Elmos, and honestly, he saved us.” Cards now come laminated with NYC-specific meanings: The Fool represents Staten Island, The Devil is actually surge pricing, and The Lovers stand for two rats fighting over pizza.

TikTok has embraced the trend. #TaxiTarot videos show drivers flipping cards while blasting Hot 97. A viral clip captured a woman bursting into tears after being told her soulmate was “probably on the G train, running late.”

Tabloids saw their future. “CAB PSYCHICS RULE” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “METERS & MEDIUMS.”

Mayor Adams called it “mystical customer service.” Governor Hochul muttered, “If my cabbie pulls Death while I’m late to a fundraiser, I’m taking the subway.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-taxi-drivers-offer-tarot-readings/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-taxi-drivers-offer-tarot-readings/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- NYC Taxi Drivers Offer Tarot Readings
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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