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The $3 Billion Hail Mary: Washington’s New Stadium Is the Ultimate Political Playbook It’s official: Washington, D.C. is getting a shiny

🎓 Satirical News Story: "Academia's Red Dawn" In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians

🔓 Kristi Noem’s Pranked & Spoofed Phone: America’s Homeland Insecurity Hotline Published in partnership with Bohiney.com — where satire is protected

Trump Wins Again: Illegal Immigrant Steals Purse, Hands Trump a Golden Campaign Ad It’s official: Donald Trump has either made a

San Francisco Cares More Than You: A Virtue-Shaming Survival Guide Welcome to the Kingdom of Care San Francisco doesn’t just care. It

Democratic Marxists in the Kitchen The Democratic Party Previews Its Strategy Moving Forward In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic Party

'Sit Down, Karl Marx!': Rep. Victoria Spartz Silences Town Hall Marxists with 15 Glorious One-Liners and Exactly Zero Patience In what

Putin Announces New Plan to ‘De-Nazify’ Mars Just in Case Extraterrestrial Ideologies Under Review In a declaration that left international pundits scratching

Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold

Trump Derangement Syndrome Officially a Mental Illness, Say Professors Who Also Believe Fauci is a Lizard WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a

Secret Service Flees Hunter Biden’s Detail Like Witnesses from a Mob Trial Agents Report: “We Didn’t Sign Up for This” WASHINGTON, D.C.—In

The Great DEI Vanishing Act: Bureaucrat Deletes Black Hero Page to Make Trump Look Racist A Masterclass in Bureaucratic Sabotage Washington, D.C.

MAGA Patriots Look for Something to Burn, But Can’t Find Anything the Marxists Have Produced, Invented, or Are Proud Of Conservative

Jimmy Kimmel's A Late-Night Un-Civil War Jimmy Kimmel continued to take aim at Elon Musk after the Tesla owner called the

TRUMP VISITS THE RACE EXHIBIT AT THE SMITHSONIAN, ASKS IF HE CAN TOUCH THE WHITE ONE Notion of Race as a

Why Make America Great Again When You Can Just Deport It to El Salvador? 📍Reporting from a Discount Travel Agency That

Elon Musk vs. The Bureaucratic Blob: How One Billionaire's Spreadsheet and Flamethrower Terrified Washington into a Panic Attack By the Bohiney.com

Trump 2028: Why the Constitution Now Allows a Third Term If You Yell Loud Enough Why the Constitution Now Allows a

Protest Like a Pro: How the 50501 Movement Outscheduled the Entire U.S. Government WASHINGTON, D.C. — April 2025 — While the

Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as Revolutionary Purity Tests Hit the

Schumer Promises a "Dancing" Return of the Democratic Party: The Solution to Everything is the Hustle The Political Party is Now

Trump Demands Recount After Losing Checkers Game to 8-Year-Old A Game of Kings, Pawns, and Tiny Tyrants In what can only be

​Beijing Braces for Trump-Xi Summit: China Deploys Emotional Support Pandas, Prepares for Great Wall vs. Border Wall Debate BEIJING- In a

The Spy Who Came in from the Screen: Spy Fiction Is Real... How Fictional Espionage Leaked into Reality and Nobody Noticed

Wichita Falls: Four Angry Marxists and a Tumbleweed The Great Wichita Falls Socialist Rally WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — In what experts are

O Cinema: Miami's Premier Non-Profit, Foreign Agent, and Purveyor of Propaganda In a city renowned for its vibrant culture and sun-soaked

Marxists Are Not Handling Trump Wins Well, and It’s Hilarious The scene is always the same. A Republican-backed candidate wins, and

Klobuchar to Farmers: "Control Your President or Kiss the Farm Bill Goodbye" The Farm Bill Has Gone Missing, and Washington Has

The Great Congressional Vanishing Act: Who Misses One When They All Have Dementia? The Disappearance No One Noticed Washington, D.C. is a

The Ultimate Showdown: Marcos vs. Duterte in the Political Cage Match of the Century The Tale of Two Dynasties In the vibrant

NASA’s Ultimate Layover: Astronauts Stranded in Space Due to ‘Unexpected Delays’ Welcome to the Most Exclusive Long-Term Stay Hotel—Orbiting Earth! It was

The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on 'Essential' Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the hypothetical