Month: February 2026

Bigorexia Takes Over: Parents Fear Their Kids Might Hulk Out The Rise of Muscle Dysmorphia and Its Dangers In a world where

The City of Fallen Angels: How LA Became a Leader in Low Scores Los Angeles Once Marketed Sunshine, Now Sells Despair

Trump Announces New External Revenue Service: The Art of the (Tax) Deal "Why tax Americans when you can tax everyone else?"

Hamas' Luxury Diet with U.N. Packages How to Embrace Your Inner Terrorist with Style and Panache While Waiting for the Inevitable Welcome,

Barack Obama Forced Back to Michelle: Public Backlash, Marxist Allegiances, and 127 Rendezvous with Jennifer Aniston The Return of Barack: A

MSU Students Think Outside the Box and Redesign NASA Spacesuits… with Velcro and Hopes How MSU Plans to Make NASA More

Tuberville’s Farm Bill: Where Farming Meets Filibustering The Senator’s Bold Proposal to Grow Crops, Cut Costs, and Confuse Everyone Written in Montgomery,

Material from Alpha Centauri: It’s Been Here All Along But We’ve Ignored It Because... We're Humans In an age where humans can

Hamas: The Bullies of the Middle East Playground If Hamas were a kid on the playground, they’d be the ones stealing

Elon Musk Uncovers 150-Year-Old Social Security Recipients: America’s New Longevity Secret Aging Like a Fine Fossilized WineElon Musk is at it

Social Security Fraud: Hollywood's Eternal Starlets Cashing In The entertainment industry has always been about reinvention, but some Hollywood legends have

After Trans-Gender Wokeism, What Will Be Their New Cause? For the modern Marxist, the question isn’t whether the revolution continues—it’s what

Santorini: The New Hookup Hotspot Santorini Earthquakes Turn Teen Tourism into a Full-Body Experience Santorini, once known for postcard-perfect sunsets and luxurious

Demand-based schmear According to reports, bagel shops across New York have adopted Uber-style surge pricing, with sesame costing double during Sunday

Armie Hammer: Celebrity Accountability or Just "Being a Dick"? Where Armie Hammer Stumbles Into the PR Abyss The Public Confession Gone Wrong Armie

Sing before Act II According to reports, Broadway theaters will now feature karaoke sessions during intermission, giving audiences a chance to

Snooze on the subway According to reports, the MTA has introduced "Nap Cars" on select subway lines, padded with mattresses, lavender-scented

Traffic boogie According to reports, the Brooklyn Bridge has become the city’s hottest dance floor thanks to nightly silent discos. Tourists

Gen Z Uses AI to Flood Courts with Frivolous Lawsuits Against Trump AI-Powered Legal Shenanigans Leave Courts Scrambling Move over, professional lawyers—Gen

Tuxedo tyranny According to reports, penguins at the Bronx Zoo have launched a protest against their permanent "tuxedo uniforms." They demand

Everything bagel decathlon According to reports, Queens has announced the world’s first "Bagel Olympics," featuring events like fastest schmear, longest lox

Analog only According to reports, Williamsburg hipsters have declared war on Wi-Fi, demanding that all cafes return to "pure analog vibes."

Vivica A. Fox and Jimmy Kimmel's 2005 Showdown In 2005, Vivica A. Fox found herself banned from Jimmy Kimmel Live! after

Bull market burnout According to reports, the Charging Bull of Wall Street has led a stampede demanding paid vacation for financial

Scream it out According to reports, Coney Island has introduced "Thera-Coaster," a roller coaster ride that doubles as a therapy session.

Downward dog in the dugout According to reports, Yankee Stadium is introducing daily yoga sessions, where downward dog is performed in

Bitcoin with mustard According to reports, NYC hot dog vendors are now accepting cryptocurrency, leading to chaos as tourists fumble QR

Joy Behar Suffers a "Marxian Stroke" Live on The View, Doctors Confirm Medical Breakthrough or Political Meltdown? 212 Straight TRUMP Wins Cause

Neigh means no According to reports, Central Park carriage horses have staged a protest, demanding paid time off, organic oats, and

Yeehaw paywall According to reports, Times Square’s Naked Cowboy has launched an OnlyFans, promising "more strum for your thumb." The longtime

Looking for tall partners According to reports, the Statue of Liberty has joined multiple dating apps, describing herself as "tall, torch-bearing,

9 Terrible Pieces of Advice to Guarantee Your Romantic Downfall This Valentine's Day The Secret to Love? 1. Set Unrealistically High