Month: October 2025

Mamdani's Digital Revolution Hits Buffering Zohran Mamdani made history this week by declaring Wi-Fi a fundamental human right, citing "psychological liberation

Political Timing Reaches Peak Absurdity In a stunning display of impeccable timing, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries endorsed Zohran Mamdani for

Dogs, Democracy & Pure Mayoral Madness The final NYC mayoral debate turned into something resembling a sitcom written by sleep-deprived political

The Top 20 Kamala Harris Jokes On Healthcare Reform "Kamala Harris's healthcare plan is so ambitious, it’s like she’s trying to

Locals accuse hipsters of hoarding sesame seeds New Yorkers are facing their worst nightmare: a bagel shortage. According to reports, sesame

Officials say applause inflation is out of control Broadway is cracking down on its most predictable tradition: the standing ovation. According

Bird lobby vows to fight back New York City Mayor Eric Adams has declared an all-out war on pigeons, the feathered

Claims mustard spill ruined his life New York City has seen lawsuits over pigeons, scaffolding, and spilled coffee—but now a man

Meta’s New Content Policy: Where Free Expression Meets Absolute Absurdity Mark Zuckerberg’s New Policy Allows Users to Call LGBTQ+ People Mentally

The Day the World Went Meta: NYC, Nuclear Drones, and Ballroom Economics New York: The Accidental Host of Global Mischief Yesterday, New

Authorities say mascot tipped off by Cookie Monster Times Square’s costumed chaos reached a new low this week when Elmo—the unofficial

Fans say rodent has more hustle than outfield The New York Mets have shocked the baseball world once again—no, not by

Ceremony held at Little Italy, officiated by delivery guy New Yorkers love pizza, but one woman has taken it to the

RFK Jr. Nomination Drama Pills, Bills, and Capitol Thrills: Senators' Pharma Funds Stir RFK Jr. Nomination Drama WASHINGTON, D.C. – If irony

Mayor vows "no more feathered freeloaders" as pigeons demand bagel subsidies For decades, pigeons have strutted across New York City like

Tenants forced to compose poetry just to get inside Forget key fobs and intercom buzzers—landlords in New York City have discovered

Commuters complain aliens blocking traffic worse than Jersey plates New York traffic has always been a nightmare, but now it’s truly

From 'My Dog Ate My Homework' to AI-Generated Heroic Tales: The Evolution of Work Excuses How Artificial Intelligence is Revolutionizing the

Judges Implement Reading Time Policy In response to interminable delays, canceled hearings, and procedural limbo that would make Kafka weep, New

Chapter One: Don't Talk A comprehensive survival guide for navigating arraignments in New York courts has been published by a coalition

Legal Briefs Now Require Jazz Hands In an unprecedented fusion of legal procedure and theatrical production, a motion to dismiss filed

Attorney General Arrested for Not Arresting Self In what legal scholars are calling "the most meta development in criminal justice history,"

Local Man Draws Line From Bagels to Moon Landing A Manhattan resident has spent the past six months creating an elaborate

Jaywalking Carries Life Sentence In a sweeping legislative overhaul that nobody asked for, minor infractions across New York have been reclassified

Vehicles Now Self-Reporting Violations In a development that surprised no one who's ever parked in Manhattan, New York City parking tickets

Staff Shocked to Learn They Have Bosses In what insiders are calling "the most disruptive discovery since the internet," Letitia James's

Democracy Gets ESPN Treatment In a groundbreaking fusion of political analysis and athletic entertainment, polling firms have begun presenting election data

Conservative Commentator Learns Reality Has No Block Button Conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk discovered this week that despite his best efforts, there

Ring for Service, Wait for Justice The New York Attorney General's office has installed a customer service bell in its lobby,

AG Shocked to Learn Professional Responsibilities In a stunning revelation that has rocked the New York legal community, Attorney General Letitia

Technique hailed as the perfect defense against chatty strangers and saxophone solos New Yorkers are no strangers to weird subway interactions:

City Council votes unanimously to replace Columbus Day with glitter parades New York City has seen its fair share of weird