Ingrid Johansson (Culture)

Commitment Issues: Why You’re Dating a Ghost With Wi-Fi and a Spotify Playlist Commitment Issues: A Love Language of Excuses, Vanishing

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The Commitmentphobe Survival Manual: 3 Signs You’re Dating a Ghost With Wi-Fi Byline: SpinTaxi Magazine's Relationship Bureau, est. 1947 — Voted

Trump Names Jesus “White House Chaplain,” Jesus Politely Declines SpinTaxi's Ecclesiastical Correspondent, Reporting Live from Golgotha, Florida The Anointment That Wasn’t In a

THE NEXT POPE: APOCALYPSE MITRE EDITION By SpinTaxi’s Vatican Fashion Correspondent and a Dairy Farmer with a Latin Dictionary The Conclave Hunger

Kansas Declares State of Emergency After Mandarin Replaces English on Stop Signs Rural Panic Bureau Chief for SpinTaxi Magazine “Zǐzhǐ!” Means “STOP”

Elon Musk Installs Mars Rover in Oval Office, Calls It “Vice President” SpinTaxi’s Interplanetary Affairs Correspondent, Filing from Mars and Mar-a-Lago

Gen Z Forms New Religious Movement Based on Astrology, Memes, and Vibing Byline: SpinTaxi’s Youth Culture Chaplain and Meme Archivist The Holy

Fox News Launches New Segment: “Woke or Possessed?” Byline: SpinTaxi’s Spiritual Warfare Correspondent, Broadcasting from a Prayer Tent in Secaucus Fair, Balanced,

Evangelical Army Baptizes Entire 310 million Americans Lake Erie Pre-emptive Strike Against Satan Byline: SpinTaxi’s Spiritual Militia Correspondent, Embedded with the

The Pope’s New Mitre Includes 5G and a Juice Cleanse Protocol Vatican Tech Correspondent for SpinTaxi Magazine The Holy Hat Gets an

Ten Shared Hobbies That Will Ruin Your Life, Friendships, and Probably Your Credit Score It all seems so innocent at first—finding