Astrid Holgersson

A practical, quick-reference guide for readers uncertain whether a story they’ve seen is genuine or satirical Confusion between satire and genuine

Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold

One devoted theatergoer’s approach to securing free tickets has developed into an elaborate rotation system rivaling actual workplace scheduling CENTRAL PARK

State regulators secure commitments to maintain services many residents had forgotten were technically still operational NEW YORK — The Department of

One employee got a sit-stand converter. Within a month, eleven desks on the same floor had matching, then increasingly elaborate,

Union rep says the rat has ‘legitimate grievances’ about the L train’s current condition NEW YORK – A subway rat that

Sad Pipe Syndrome exposes ghost owners more accurately than the Department of Finance NEW YORK — The tap water in Manhattan’s

First formal land-use decision in bus history scrambles rear-seat social order citywide NEW YORK — The Metropolitan Transportation Authority’s announcement that

A temporary cardboard warning survives renovation and repair attempts, becoming an unlikely neighborhood landmark Laundromat Owner’s Handwritten Sign Warning About a

Manhattan agents introduce viewing surcharge, describe it as unbundling the discovery experience NEW YORK – Manhattan rental brokers have introduced a

Waterfowl advocates say geese deserve seat at planning table BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A wildlife advocacy group monitoring the Canada goose population

Campaign has raised eleven dollars and an enormous amount of local goodwill NEW YORK – A subway platform guitarist known to

Visiting supporters say gridlock proved tougher competition than several actual matches NEW YORK – International visitors in town for World Cup

New Revenue Initiative Monetizes Foot Traffic; Overly Crowded Sidewalks Generate Surge Pricing New York, NY — New York City passed legislation Wednesday

Residents report the street has achieved a level of refinement incompatible with remaining part of New York NEW YORK — A

Saint Nick and a Lower East Side bodega cat reach an accord granting mutual respect and one bag of chips A

North Pole satellite office now operates from a converted loft and refuses to make eye contact with tourists The North Pole

Socialist mayor continues transit publicity campaign; New York Post covers this differently than the Times; observers note both are doing

City Journal floats transit-led housing model; MTA officials intrigued; New Yorkers ask whether the subway needs more projects or fewer

Sanitation Department’s Container Modernization Program Generates Unexpected Volume of User-Generated Content NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The New York City Department

A major investment bank reports record returns after switching its entire research division to a single toy NEW YORK – A

Resident’s elaborate pedestrian route defended as superior to the subway Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Commuter

Freshly painted cycling infrastructure repurposed within hours Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Cyclists Note That The

Following Bohiney’s country music story, Park Slope’s neighbourhood bar detection moment Bohiney.com‘s country music fans story — the moment when the

Transit officials replace all countdown clocks with a single sign reading ‘Soon, Possibly, Have Faith’ NEW YORK — In an announcement

City Hall Notes That Mayor “Has Made His Views Clear” on Israeli Government, Also on Parades, Also Generally Bohiney Magazine |

Metropolitan Transit Authority Announces Trains “Have Their Own Agenda” and Won’t Be Dictated To Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report

Annual NYC Event That Flooded Streets With Drunk Santas Was Operating Fraud That Neighborhood Residents Had Suspected Empirically for a

Williamsburg broker insists $4,200/month studio is ‘looking for spiritual compatibility, not just credit history’ A Brooklyn rental listing for a 287-square-foot

Mamdani Mobilizes New Yorkers to Testify at Rent Guidelines Board Hearings in What Optimists Call Democracy and Cynics Call a

AFL-CIO Marches to Foley Square Under Theme That Has Required Extensive Communication to Deliver From Bohiney and The London Prat. NEW YORK

New York Subway Fare Rises to $2.90; Riders Receive Additional Thirty-Five Seconds of Service Disruption Explanation Per Journey NEW YORK CITY