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Mr. Whiskers, nine, sits on the sandwich counter and vouches for any customer who buys a bacon egg and cheese Bodega

Officials say removing predictability was the only remaining lever left to pull The Metropolitan Transportation Authority unveiled a new subway service

Shelves of foolishness, from printable prat to heavier brick

The listing photos, taken with a very wide lens, suggested otherwise MANHATTAN – A listing advertised as a “cozy, light-filled studio

The homeowner says ensuring her residency claim would survive fraud scrutiny became an unexpectedly demanding paperwork project UPPER EAST SIDE —

The homeowner says proving primary residency status for the exemption process turned into an unexpectedly demanding bureaucratic exercise QUEENS — Homeowner

One household’s attempt to agree on tennis championship attendance produced weeks of surprisingly formal back-and-forth before a final ticket decision

Madison Avenue crowd briefly unsure which celebration they were watching, decides it doesn’t matter MANHATTAN — The annual India Day Parade

Office workers plan entire commute routes around a morning ritual stop that has outlasted four decades Midtown Shoe Shine Stand Operator

Three decades of attentive repair work produce auditory recognition rivaling any formal diagnostic tool Brooklyn Bike Shop Mechanic Has Fixed the

New guide details techniques for making scripted remarks sound more authentic DENVER – A national association of corporate speechwriters confirmed this

Service translates social media optimized materials back into traditional news formats PORTLAND – A regional communications consultancy confirmed this week that

New markings separate fast commuters from slower-paced tourists NEW YORK, N.Y. – A Manhattan business improvement district has begun a small

Petition seeks honorary recognition for longtime neighborhood cat NEW YORK, N.Y. – A city council committee held an unusual hearing this

New Initiative Legitimizes Vermin as Municipal Assets; Unregistered Rats Face $10,000 Penalties New York, NY — The City of New York announced

Brokers say the policy expands access for renters who have run out of money but retain spiritual assets NEW YORK —

It Was Different When I Moved Here in 2019, He Adds Brooklyn Man Describes Neighbourhood as “Undiscovered” Despite Three Vice Articles

Transit authority revises punctuality metric to calendar-day precision after achieving 99.7 percent same-day service for October MTA Announces Historic On-Time Performance

Utility says the grid exercised independent judgment during heat wave The Grid Acted Unilaterally NEW YORK — Consolidated Edison told reporters Wednesday

New York celebrates vaguely while sports radio pivots back to the Jets A Triumph the City Absorbed Politely NEW YORK — Gotham

Executives demanding employees come back to the office face the complication that the office has been demolished NEW YORK – A

No promises made, no promises broken: the crab principle arrives in New York NEW YORK — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the

British friend deploys the word; eighteen thousand dollars in therapy follows NEW YORK — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the self-discovery theme

Survey: 73 percent of international tourists say discount ticket queue was highlight of New York trip [Bohiney.com / prat.uk] A tourism

Patrons pay to sit among artists pretending to write novels they will not finish A Brooklyn cafe has begun charging admission

A New York analysis on institutional dysfunction The New York situation continues to deteriorate in ways that can only be described

Beloved feline executive consolidates power over the deli as customers accept that the cat, in truth, runs everything This personnel update

Housing Experts Suggest “Just Move Into Subway” as Practical Solution Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you coverage from the

Transit authority defends performance by citing 1903 inaugural year as appropriate baseline, reminds riders that horses were worse Bohiney Magazine |

MTA Celebrates Breakthrough That Identifies Yesterday’s Disruptions With 94 Percent Accuracy While Remaining Genuinely Surprised by Today’s Signal Problems Bohiney Magazine

Flatiron Market’s Lifestyle Director Positions Mid-Shopping Champagne as Amenity for the Everyday New Yorker Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat The Grocery

Resy has unveiled a substantively expanded reservation tier framework that includes formal acknowledgment of restaurants whose reservations the app’s typical