Month: October 2025

Aisle seats in the 4 train now $10,000 premium In a move that has New York tabloids and transit riders equally

National monument joins NYC nightlife scene with breathtaking views and outrageous prices Lady Liberty has always welcomed tired, poor, huddled masses

Britain’s Bitcoin Treasure Hunt: When Digital Gold Becomes Literal Trash The Most Expensive Hard Drive in the World Who Needs a Pot

Commuters say clairvoyant saves more time than the MTA app Forget the MTA’s countdown clocks — a Queens psychic has become

Locals debate whether artisanal oxygen is worth $2.50 a gulp New Yorkers are accustomed to hidden fees: delivery surcharges, mysterious "convenience"

Furry chaos candidate promises free hugs, fewer tourists New Yorkers have tolerated Elmo in Times Square for years — that fuzzy

Mark Zuckerberg Declares the Death of Smartphones Holograms Are Here to Haunt Your Daily Life The Tech Revolution No One Asked For Mark

Sarcastic Podcast: The AG’s Inner Monologue In a clever satirical scenario, Letitia James is imagined hosting a podcast where her inner thoughts on

Central Park birds finally unionize under charismatic leader Move over tech bros and finance kings: New York City has a new

Real estate agents suggest tenants consider lunar studios as "starter homes" New Yorkers have been saying for years that rent is

Local boardwalk witnesses diplomatic confusion and a parking-space standoff Brighton Beach is the sort of place where the international and the

New York Gambling Industry Achieves Peak Chaos New York's sports betting industry has somehow managed to make gambling—an activity humans have

Tech Company's Business Model Evolution Explained Manhattan-based startup TechFlow Solutions announced a major strategic pivot this week, transitioning from its original

Tech Bro Discovers Public Transportation, Takes Credit In a stunning display of wealthy ignorance, Silicon Valley entrepreneur Chad Brentwood unveiled his

Digital Investor Has Epiphany After Losing Actual Fortune Manhattan cryptocurrency enthusiast and former NFT collector Derek Hastings experienced a profound revelation

Parisian Museum Theft Checks Every Movie Cliché The Louvre Museum confirmed this week that it experienced what investigators are calling "an

Parisian Museum Theft Reads Like Rejected Movie Script In a plot twist that Hollywood would reject as too implausible, the Louvre

Motivational Speaker Achieves Credential, Still Knows Nothing In news that will comfort absolutely no one, aspiring life coach Brittany Stephens has

NYC Initiative Combines Reading with Exercise Nobody Asked For The Brooklyn Public Library has unveiled its latest innovation in making simple

Political Endorsement Happens, Everyone Acts Like It Matters In breaking news that will definitely not change anyone's vote, House Minority Leader

Exhausted Students Finally Get Institutional Acknowledgment of Absurd Schedule In a move that somehow manages to be both progressive and completely

Instagram Star's Day Begins at 4 AM, Productivity Remains Theoretical Manhattan-based fitness influencer Jade Greenleaf has finally revealed her complete morning

Government Employees Discover They Can't Eat "Exposure" In scenes that would make any developed nation uncomfortable, federal workers across the country—including

Manhattan's Most Confident Idiot Attempts Clarity, Achieves Opposite After years of promising to explain blockchain "in simple terms," cryptocurrency enthusiast Tyler

Office Celebration Substitutes Pepperoni for Livable Wages TechFlow Industries pulled off a masterclass in corporate cost-cutting this week by throwing a

Executive's "Sacrifice" Inspires Eye-Rolling Nationwide In a move being hailed as "technically a reduction," MegaCorp CEO Richard Pennington announced he's taking

Tech Mogul Explores Final Frontier, Ignores IRS Billionaire tech entrepreneur Brayden Muskerson III returned from his $450 million joyride to the

NYC Treats Cause Existential Crises, Spontaneous Weeping Brooklyn's newest artisanal bakery, "Feelings & Flour," has created what they're calling "mood enhancement

Silicon Valley's Latest Creation Already Gaming the System In a stunning display of artificial intelligence that nobody asked for, TechCorp's new

The (Unintentionally) Hilarious World of Sex Toy Hacking When you think of hacking scandals, images of financial institutions, government secrets, or

Brooklyn swipes right, the algorithm swipes back New Yorkers already blame rush-hour delays and rent spikes for their romantic misfortunes, but

After rockets, moguls tackle the MTA like it’s the final frontier Once upon a headline, billionaires were competing to put the