Yeehaw paywall
According to reports, Times Squares Naked Cowboy has launched an OnlyFans, promising “more strum for your thumb.” The longtime tourist attraction is now selling exclusive videos of country songs, laundry tips for tighty-whities, and fitness routines involving nothing but boots and a smile.
Tourists are shocked yet intrigued. “I came for a photo, stayed for the subscription,” said one midwestern mom. Locals joke that its “the first time Times Square content is worth paying for.” A rival street performer, the Naked Violinist, has accused him of “string-based brand theft.”
TikToks #BootyBallad trend strummed: duets with the cowboys songs, pranksters busking in diapers, and one viral dance where commuters strummed MetroCards like guitars. A grandmas reaction video”Lord forgive me, but I subscribed”hit 12 million views.
Tabloids picked. The Post belted: “NAKED PAYDAY.” The Daily News countered: “YEEHAW CASH COW.”
Mayor Adams shrugged: “If it keeps tourists distracted, fine.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, Im banning assless chaps.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/times-square-naked-cowboy-starts-onlyfans/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/times-square-naked-cowboy-starts-onlyfans/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
