Statue of Liberty Joins Dating Apps

Looking for tall partners

According to reports, the Statue of Liberty has joined multiple dating apps, describing herself as “tall, torch-bearing, and tired of long-distance ferries.” Her bio reportedly reads: “Green goddess, loves fireworks, fluent in French. Swipe right if you can handle a lady with baggage (immigrants welcome).”

Tourists are thrilled, posing in front of her profile pic for selfies. Locals roll their eyes, muttering: “Great, now even statues are ghosting me.” The apps claim her account was verified after she uploaded a torch selfie and a picture of her passport, which is stamped “France, 1886.”

TikTok’s #SwipeOfLiberty trend is shining: influencers pretending to go on dates with the statue, pranksters editing chats like “u up? – signed, Lady Liberty,” and one viral clip of a guy trying to bring her a ring pop. Ferry rides are suddenly marketed as “speed dating cruises.”

Tabloids lit it up. The Post shouted: “STATUE SEEKS STATUE-ESQUE.” The Daily News countered: “LIBERTY LOOKING FOR LOVE.”

Mayor Adams said: “She deserves happiness too.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, I’m banning giant torches on Hinge.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-joins-dating-apps/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-joins-dating-apps/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Statue of Liberty Joins Dating Apps
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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