MTA Announces Nap Cars

Snooze on the subway

According to reports, the MTA has introduced “Nap Cars” on select subway lines, padded with mattresses, lavender-scented air, and white noise machines set to distant taxi honks. Officials say the initiative will help exhausted New Yorkers catch shuteye between delays. Riders get a 30-minute nap token with their MetroCard swipe.

Commuters are torn. Some praise the chance to nap without fear of drooling on strangers, while others fear missing their stop mid-dream. “I dreamed I was in Queens but woke up in Coney Island,” sighed one rider, still clutching his pillow. Critics warn the cars will quickly turn into Airbnb units by Tuesday.

TikTok’s #SubwayNap trend is snoozing viral: clips of people tucking in under MTA-branded quilts, pranksters sneaking alarm clocks into cars, and one viral video of a guy sleepwalking into Times Square. Mattress companies are already bidding to sponsor nap car naming rights.

Tabloids yawned. The Post snored: “NAP-TASTIC COMMUTE.” The Daily News countered: “SLEEPY STATIONS.”

Mayor Adams said: “This is dream equity.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, I’m banning bedtime stories on MetroCards.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/mta-announces-nap-cars/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/mta-announces-nap-cars/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- MTA Announces Nap Cars
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

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