Freedom to dance
According to reports, the Statue of Liberty will be repurposed as NYCs hottest underground rave venue. DJs will perform from Lady Libertys torch, while glow sticks are mandatory for ferry boarding.
One organizer said, “Shes always held the light, now shes dropping the bass.” Locals worry about seagulls overdosing on ecstasy tablets dropped near Ellis Island.
TikToks #RaveLiberty trend shows influencers grinding on the statues pedestal. A viral video showed a tourist vomiting into New York Harbor after too much Statue Sangria.
Tabloids lit up. “LADY RAVE-ERTY” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “BASS IN AMERICA.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “innovation.” Governor Hochul muttered, “If she starts wearing kandi bracelets, Im out.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-to-host-raves/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-to-host-raves/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
