Ingrid Gustafsson (Technology)

Ingrid Gustafsson: Tech “Genius” & Professional Keyboard Smasher Ingrid Gustafsson didn’t invent the internet—she just broke it repeatedly. A graduate of MIT (Made-up Institute of Technology), Ingrid holds a Master’s in Blockchain-Based Baking and a PhD in “Why Your Smart Fridge Definitely Hates You.” Her career began when she accidentally coded a sentient Roomba that now hosts a conspiracy podcast (“Dust to Dust: The Truth About Vacuum Bags”). As CEO of FailScale, Ingrid’s “innovations” include a self-destruct button for Zoom meetings and an AI that generates apology emails (“Sorry for the blockchain in your spam folder”). She’s been banned from three hackathons for weaponizing PowerPoint to crash Wi-Fi (“It’s art!”). Ingrid’s blog, Ctrl+Alt+Delete Your Life, teaches readers to debug their existence using Python scripts and existential dread. Current Project: Pitching a Silicon Valley VC on Metaverse Laundry—because even avatars deserve stained hoodies. AWARD WINNING SITE: http://satire.info