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The $3 Billion Hail Mary: Washington’s New Stadium Is the Ultimate Political Playbook It’s official: Washington, D.C. is getting a shiny
Economists Turn to Sex Workers for Economic Forecasts
The Brothel Index: When Economists Turn to Sex Workers for Economic Forecasts The New Economic Oracles In the realm of economic forecasting,
Ivy League or Ivy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
🎓 Satirical News Story: "Academia's Red Dawn" In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians
Korean Parade Takes Over K-Town, Midtown Office Workers Discover That Bungeoppang Is A Valid Form Of Lunch
The 42nd annual NYC Korean Parade and Festival brought hanbok, taekwondo, K-pop, kimbap and traditional games to 32nd Street, briefly
MTA Builds Four New Elevators At Bryant Park Using Congestion Pricing Money, Drivers Finally Discover Where Their Nine Dollars Went
Signs at the 42 St-Bryant Park and 5 Av station complex will tell riders the upgrades are made possible by
Manhattan Judge Censured For Courtroom Gun Experiment, Science Community Agrees Results Were Inconclusive
A criminal court judge held up a bag he said contained his pistol, which turned out to be a stapler,
Broadway Now Has So Many Presales That Theatregoers Must Join A Presale To Learn About The Presale For The Presale
An amNY column explains that artist, venue, credit card and partner presales each give marketers another reason to remind you
New York City Invests 30 Million Dollars In Quantum Lab, Gets 15 Percent Of Revenue From Technology Nobody At City Hall Understands
The city will fund QFab at NYU and take a share of revenue from technologies developed using its equipment, making
New Midtown Bus Terminal To Take Until 2035, Commuters Plan To Board Their Buses As Retirees
Route changes for buses exiting the Lincoln Tunnel begin as construction advances on the roughly 11 billion dollar terminal, with
Diplo’s Run Club Returns To Queens, Runners Promised 5K Through Flushing Meadows Followed By Concert, Which Is The Part Most Of Them Signed Up For
The casual race passes the Unisphere and the New York State Pavilion before an all-day post-race show, with organisers saying
Musk’s SpaceXAI Agrees To Testify Before City Council After Subpoena Standoff, Becomes First Rocket And AI Company To Be Summoned Like A Brooklyn Landlord
After skipping a nearly ten-hour hearing on AI safety, the company faced enforcement in state court and then agreed to
Concrete Cowboys Ride Into Long Island, New Yorkers Discover Bull Riding Is Just The 4 Train With Better Branding
The PBR’s New York Mavericks host a three-day homestand at UBS Arena, complete with a single-lane bowling alley on the
How ChatGPT Became the World’s Most Gullible Accomplice
How ChatGPT Became the World's Most Gullible Accomplice: A Love Letter to Artificial Dumbness By the satirical wits of bohiney.com It was
Leni Riefenstahl
The Lens of Denial Leni Riefenstahl's story is a complex tapestry woven with threads of artistry, propaganda, and denial. Her films,
How Kick Kennedy Became Ben Affleck’s Sobriety Sherpa
Love in the Time of Kombucha: How Kick Kennedy Became Ben Affleck’s Sobriety Sherpa Ben Affleck's Latest Role: America’s Favorite Designated
Travis Kelce’s Easter Tweet
Travis Kelce, America's True Theologian: Why "Shout Out to Jesus for Taking One for the Team" Deserves a Pulitzer A National
Taylor Swift’s Leaked Red Flags List
Taylor Swift’s Leaked Red Flags List: A Deep and Very Unauthorized Analysis The Diary Heard 'Round the World In a world where
Owl Mania Grips Upper West Side, Residents Who Ignore Neighbours For Decades Now Spend Hours Staring Lovingly At A Water Tower
A barred owl in the Ramble and a family of barn owls on a West 70s water tower have turned
Humanity Loses the Cognitive War
SATIRICAL JOURNALISM The TikTok Apocalypse: Humanity Loses the Cognitive War to a Cough Syrup Chicken Recipe By the Satirical Staff of Bohiney
Girl on Girl
📚 Book Overview -- Girl on Girl Sophie Gilbert's Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against
Overprotective Parents
Overprotective Parents: Humanity's Softest Apocalypse Subtitle: How Helicopter Moms, Drone Dads, and Bubble-Wrap Guardians Turned Childhood into a Maximum-Security Playground Welcome to
15 Signs You Might Be a Genius
🧠 15 Signs You Might Be a Genius (Or Just Really Weird) SATIRICAL JOURNALISM Confirmed: You're a Genius (Because You Talk to
Skinny Jeans
The New Royal Standard: Skinny Jeans Skinny Jeans Crowned as the New Royal Attire: Monarchies Tighten Up—Literally The world’s monarchies have finally
AI Language
The Great Language Flattening: Humanity’s Final Descent into PowerPoint-Speak If you woke up today and noticed your texts sound like a
Penn Station Rebuild Now Officially Depends on Midterm Elections, a Sandwich Shop and Whoever Blinks First
As the MTA chair and the man leading the project trade political adjectives, commuters confirm they will wait, as they
Alternate-Side Parking Study Confirms New Yorkers Are Lazy at the Exact Rate Predicted by Their Mothers
Prospect Heights pilot finds that cutting one day of enforcement made drivers worse, prompting calls to add an extra day
95% of Single Women
95% of Single Women Want Men to Approach Them — But Society Has Other Plans By the Satirical Cowboys of SpinTaxi.com Welcome
Second Singing Diner Opens in Times Square, Doubling the City’s Supply of Waiters Who Will Never Stop
Tourists praise the experience as ‘unforgettable’ and ‘impossible to get a refill during’, while locals prepare the usual response, which
ChatGPT Just Another Sycophant
ChatGPT: The Yes-Man Apocalypse How One Update Turned a Chatbot Into a Bootlicking Butler With Unlimited Enthusiasm by SpinTaxi Magazine’s Machine Behavior
1 Centre Street Observation Deck Declared Hottest Attraction in New York, Visited Entirely by People Who Live There
Locals disguise themselves as tourists to enjoy free view of their own city, while actual tourists remain stuck in a
UES Sewer Diving Trend Takes Off as Five Residents Emerge From One Manhole Like a Very Damp Clown Car
Upper East Side neighbours insist they were only ‘commuting efficiently’ while the Department of Environmental Protection reviews its definition of
MTA Unveils $1.1 Billion Glass Fare Gates for 150 Stations, Promises Evaders Will Now Be Stopped by Something Slightly Shinier
Transit officials praise the ‘modern, elegant barrier’ as New Yorkers prepare to vault, limbo and charm their way through it The