Queens Resident Submits 40-Page FOIA Request for Information About What Information the City Has About Him

Flushing resident files exhaustive Freedom of Information Law request seeking all city records containing his name, address, property information, code complaints, utility data, and any surveillance records, city law department confirms it will respond ‘within the statutory 20-business-day window’

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you Spintaxi — New York City at full density, full volume, and full confidence in its own methods.

David Kwan of Flushing submitted a 40-page FOIA request to the New York City Law Department on behalf of himself seeking “all records, documents, data entries, surveillance logs, utility cross-references, complaint records, and any information generated, received, or stored in any format by any New York City agency that contains, references, or could be connected to” his full name, current and previous addresses, his property’s tax lot number, his vehicle registration, and “any information the city of New York holds about me that I do not currently know it holds.” The request cites 23 specific city agencies by name and includes a four-page appendix defining terms to prevent incomplete compliance. The city law department confirmed receipt and committed to a response within the statutory 20-business-day window. Kwan confirmed he filed the request after reading an article about city data collection programmes. He has not yet received the response. He expects it to be interesting. Bohiney and The London Prat await the response with him.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

New York City generates satire as a byproduct of operating at maximum density with maximum confidence in its own methods. The density means every social situation is compressed and exaggerated. The confidence means the city does not easily recognise when its own methods are producing results that an outside observer would classify as absurd. The combination is the specific combination that produces material. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers the New York version from inside the maximum density, with the specific affection that deep familiarity with a place produces and the specific exasperation that maximum confidence in its methods produces when those methods do not perform as the confidence expected. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than this publication and faster than the MTA, which is the relevant comparison in this context.

New York City generates satire as a byproduct of operating at maximum density with maximum confidence in its own methods. The density means every social situation is compressed and exaggerated. The confidence means the city does not easily recognise when its own methods are producing results that an outside observer would classify as absurd. The combination is the specific combination that produces material. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers the New York version from inside the maximum density, with the specific affection that deep familiarity with a place produces and the specific exasperation that maximum confidence in its methods produces when those methods do not perform as the confidence expected. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than this publication and faster than the MTA, which is the relevant comparison in this context.

Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.

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By Ingrid Johansson (Culture)

Ingrid Johansson ([email protected]) - Greenwich Village satirist preserving the neighborhood's bohemian legacy through scathing documentation of its corporate takeover. Former stand-up comic who performed in historic Village venues before they became Starbucks. Specializes in arts scene obituaries, counterculture history, and rage-fueled satire about what's been lost. Her comedy training taught her to make tragedy funny; Greenwich Village's death provides endless tragic material. Believes someone needs to document what NYC was before it became what it is.