Alpha Male Baboons Prove That Power Is Worth Dying For, Scientists Say New Study Finds That Climbing the Social Ladder Can

Slice served with a swipe Forget dollar slices. According to reports, Queens just debuted the city’s first pizza ATM. With a

Relax and stream squirrels Central Park is finally catching up with Starbucks. According to reports, the city has installed Wi-Fi–enabled benches

Parallel parking now obsolete Brooklyn has always been about brownstone chic, but now it’s getting bougie-er. According to reports, brownstone owners

Comfort before cleanliness The MTA is swinging into action. According to reports, officials are testing subway hammocks as an alternative to

Post-Traumatic Sussex Disorder Meghan Markle’s ‘Baiting’ Behavior: A Royal Pain or Just Hollywood Management? A Duchess Divided: Meghan’s Love Bombs and Frosty

Engagements now toll-free The Brooklyn Bridge has seen traffic, protests, and fireworks—but now it’s hosting weddings. According to reports, city officials

Baseball meets power napping America’s pastime just got cozier. According to reports, Yankee Stadium has introduced luxury nap pods so fans

Sing your way through gridlock Yellow cabs just got louder. According to reports, NYC taxis are now equipped with karaoke machines,

Elon Musk to Germany: "Get Over It" – Germans Politely Decline Tech Billionaire Takes Break From Twitter Wars to Lecture a

Observation deck too boring The Empire State Building has decided that elevators just aren’t thrilling enough. According to reports, visitors can

Passports required at Kew Gardens Queens has finally had enough of being the city’s "other borough." According to reports, Queens voted

Bitcoin for your bacon, egg, and cheese Spare change is dead. According to reports, bodegas across the five boroughs are now

The Holy Smackdown: Tom Homan vs. The Articulate Pope A Week-Long War of Words Escalates into a WWE-Style Verbal Cage Match In

Guacamole replaces cash Move over Bitcoin—Brooklyn just went green. According to reports, the borough has declared avocados legal tender, citing their

Demand fair crumbs and respect It was bound to happen. According to reports, New York’s rats have officially unionized, demanding fair

Downward Dog in pinstripes According to reports, Wall Street has traded stocks for stretches as bankers in pinstripes flood Zuccotti Park

Finally swats tourists back Lady Liberty is tired of the selfies. According to reports, the statue has deployed drones to patrol

Putin Echoes Trump’s Claim That Ukraine War Wouldn’t Have Happened If He Was President Also, Rain Would Have Fallen Upward and

Trees demand better reception Central Park has gone digital. According to reports, officials are designating WiFi-only zones where nature is free

Trains now double as nightclubs The MTA has finally answered New Yorkers’ prayers for ambiance—though not for punctuality. According to reports,

Tourists can’t escape themselves Times Square just got creepier. According to reports, the billboards now scan passerby data to show targeted

Trump's African Safari: A Diplomatic Masterclass or a Gaffe-Filled Safari? Why the Elephants Are Laughing and the Giraffes Are Rolling Their

Rates rise with your sweat As if biking in New York wasn’t already dangerous, Citi Bike has announced "surge pedaling fees,"

Baristas wield measuring cups Your morning latte just got a math problem. According to reports, New York cafes now charge coffee

No chairs, just vibes Broadway has taken minimalism to new heights—and sore calves. According to reports, theaters are eliminating seats, forcing

The White House Declares War on Censorship: The First Amendment Strikes Back A Nation Once Again Free to Yell ‘Fire’ in

Nature costs extra on sunny days Mother Nature just got monetized. According to reports, New York City parks now use surge

A landlord’s dream system Move over surge pricing—New York landlords have found a new way to torment tenants. According to reports,

Rides now include life advice Your next cab ride might come with emotional baggage handling. According to reports, New York City

Machines now chase bonuses New York’s financial elite have finally been automated. According to reports, Wall Street has begun replacing its

The $500 Billion Stargate: Trump, Musk, and AI’s Great Space-Time Swindle A Deal So Big, Even Elon Musk Thinks It's a