Pranks Pulled by Princess Charlotte and Her Royal BFF
Princess Charlotte and Mia Tindall Like to Prank the Other Royals
By Regina Punnette, Royal Behavior Analyst-in-Exile
Filed under: Mischief, Monarchies, and Mild Treason
Princess Charlotte and her cousin Mia Tindall have been affectionately dubbed “double trouble” by royal observers, thanks to their close bond and mischievous antics during royal events. While specific pranks aren’t publicly documented, their playful behavior has been noted in various instances. For example, during the 2022 Platinum Jubilee, they were seen giggling together while watching the Trooping the Colour festivities from a window. On Christmas Day 2023, they shared a cheeky moment, appearing to be deep in conversation and enjoying each other’s company. Royal expert Ingrid Seward remarked on their dynamic, highlighting how Mia brings out Charlotte’s more adventurous side, making royal gatherings more lively and fun. The Sun & Marie Claire
Their friendship mirrors that of their parents, Prince William and Zara Tindall, who were also known for their playful camaraderie in their youth. This generational continuity of close cousin relationships adds a heartwarming touch to royal family dynamics.
While the specifics of their “double trouble” moments remain private to most people (you are priveledged), it’s evident that Charlotte and Mia’s bond brings joy and a touch of mischief to royal occasions.
Crown & Chaos: Princess Charlotte and Her BFF Declared National Security Threat Level “Double Trouble”
Buckingham Palace has long withstood sieges, scandals, and several seasons of The Crown, but it may have finally met its match: two pint-sized pranksters known across royal circles as “Double Trouble.” We’re talking about none other than Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and her best friend/confidante/fellow noble anarchist, Mia Tindall — the highborn duo currently laying waste to centuries of ceremonial stiffness with glitter glue, corgi costumes, and sheer audacity.
Royal watchers have described the pair as “charmingly chaotic,” “ferociously fearless,” and in one off-the-record quote from a palace guard, “tiny terrorists in Mary Janes.”
The Rise of Royal Rascals
It began innocently. A shared juice box at a polo match. A mutual distaste for being told to “smile properly for the photographers.” But quickly, Charlotte and Mia formed an alliance so tight it made NATO look like a WhatsApp group that forgot the password.
According to royal insider Lady Pippa Panhandle, “We always knew Charlotte had that twinkle in her eye — a kind of regal mischief. But Mia? She’s like the Pied Piper of royal rebellion. Together, they’re a constitutional crisis with pigtails.”
Let’s take a walk through their greatest hits — the pranks that shook the palace, humbled the monarchs, and delighted the masses.
Pranks Worthy of the Crown (and Possibly a Lawsuit)
Swapping the Queen’s Purse for a Ham Sandwich
Eyewitnesses at a royal luncheon say Her Late Majesty unzipped her iconic handbag expecting mints, and instead pulled out a deli surprise wrapped in parchment. She reportedly said, “This must be one of Philip’s.”
‘Kick Me, I’m a Commoner’ Sign on King Charles
During a Windsor castle stroll, Charlotte discreetly taped a note on her grandfather’s back. The footmen laughed. The public laughed. The King tripped on a pheasant.
Shrek Portrait Replacements
For two weeks, no one noticed that every royal portrait had been replaced with framed images of Shrek in various ceremonial garb. The Duchess of Cornwall thought it was a tribute to Prince Andrew.
Lip Gloss Hidden in the Crown Jewels
Meghan Markle’s prized Fenty Gloss Bomb was found buried in the Tower of London’s main display case. Officials blamed “a clerical error,” but Charlotte winked during the televised apology.
Corgis Now Respond to ‘Slay Queen’
Training the royal corgis to only respond to modern slang has made morning walks a performance art piece. King Charles now begins his day shouting “YAASSS” on the front lawn of Balmoral.
Whoopee Cushion in the Archbishop’s Throne
An Easter Sunday mass took a sonic turn when the Archbishop sat down and released a sound “unbecoming of the cloth.” The congregation roared. God was not available for comment.
Moody Meter on Prince William’s Door
Installed without permission, this LED device cycles through “Duke of Dull,” “Hairline in Retreat,” and “Cries After Watching Bake Off.”
Bagpipes Now Play ‘Baby Shark’
A solemn Scottish ceremony turned into a viral moment when bagpipes belted out do-do-do-do-do. Bagpipers have since unionized.
GPS Redirection: The Tesco Incident
Charles and Camilla ended up in Croydon instead of Windsor. They emerged from Tesco with flapjacks and a tub of Ambrosia. Camilla said it was “the best day since Diana stopped haunting me.”
Googly-Eyed Christmas Cards
All royal holiday cards were defaced with hand-drawn mustaches and craft-store eyes. Prince George was framed. Buckingham denies the cards still hang in Balmoral’s west hallway.
The TikTok Takeover
The girls launched @HRHPrankQueens and posted videos of them hot-gluing tiaras to garden gnomes and rating royal outfits on a scale of “Iconic” to “Sent Home from Eton.”
Fan Fiction Swap
During a reading gala, Camilla began reading a children’s tale that quickly turned into royal fan fiction featuring dragons, cloaks, and a romance between Princess Anne and a yeti. She finished it. The audience clapped.
Gift Bag for Harry
Charlotte left a sack of spare keys and a note: “Come back when you’re done with Netflix.” It was accompanied by a gingerbread man missing a head.
Bathroom Door Prank
Palace restrooms were relabeled “Lords” and “Peasants.” Boris Johnson reportedly chose “Peasants,” claiming it was a statement on humility.
Golden Toilet Tribute
Craft paint. Metallic shimmer. A throne fit for King Midas — or at least a guest on Love Island. The palace plumbers are still scrubbing.
What the Funny People Are Saying
British comedians and imported jesters alike have weighed in on the chaos:
“Princess Charlotte once swapped King Charles’ speech notes with a Peppa Pig script. Parliament still hasn’t noticed.” – Nina Wadsworth, stand-up comic from Brighton
“They replaced the Queen’s corgis with plush toys. I haven’t seen such stillness since Prince Andrew’s memory at a deposition.” – Ricky St. John, London comedy circuit
“You’re posh when your prank is renaming the butler ‘Duke of Dishwasher’ and then writing a Wikipedia entry about it.” – Tommy Bramble, author of Lords of the Laughs
“They glued googly eyes on Winston Churchill. Honestly, improved his odds of winning ‘Strictly.’” – Jasmina Malik, BBC Radio 4
“The girls convinced William his Netflix password was BALDY123. I laughed. Kate didn’t.” – Alex Grieve, royal biographer turned stand-up
“One time Charlotte entered tea service wearing a tiara, a Spider-Man costume, and a Scottish accent. That’s my gender identity now.” – Freddie O’Mara, TikTok drag satirist
“They tried to prank Camilla with a fake spider. She didn’t blink. This woman married Charles voluntarily — nothing scares her.” – Georgia Wrathbone, satirical columnist
“They’re tiny anarchists with good posture. Trotsky in patent leather shoes.” – Sir Jonathan Mirth, retired court jester
Inside the Palace Panic Room
In response to the girls’ antics, the palace has reportedly instituted:
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A new security clearance tier: “Threat Level: Teacup-Sized Menace”
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Weekly psychological briefings for palace guards (“How to Maintain Dignity While Covered in Glitter”)
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Royal Etiquette Bootcamp for under-12s, including modules such as “How to Sabotage Respectfully”
Yet the public adores them. A recent satirical poll conducted by the Daily Fail found:
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82% of Britons prefer the girls’ pranks over most royal traditions.
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54% want Charlotte to replace Rishi Sunak as PM.
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91% believe Mia Tindall could broker peace in Northern Ireland if given biscuits and juice.
Even foreign dignitaries are reportedly entertained. During a state visit, the Emir of Qatar was pranked into wearing a sash reading “Most Likely to Cry During Downton Abbey.” He thanked them and asked for a selfie.
Are These Girls Future Monarchs… or Agents of Revolution?
The House of Windsor has weathered scandals involving Nazi costumes, toe-sucking, and Epstein friendships — but never this level of joyfully chaotic toddler tyranny. Some royal scholars are split:
“They’re delightful. Every monarchy needs reform — why not start with a whoopee cushion?” – Professor April Tarte, Royal Studies Institute
“This is how the Romanovs started, you know.” – Baroness Dolores Snubbs, noted killjoy
“At least they’re not on OnlyFans.” – Anonymous palace aide, probably Prince Edward
Conclusion: The Future Is Glittery and Mildly Illegal
Princess Charlotte and Mia Tindall have proven that even within the gilded gates of monarchy, chaos can thrive — especially when wearing patent-leather shoes and monogrammed pinafores. While royal tradition emphasizes grace, poise, and dignified silence, this new generation is serving chaos, comedy, and corgi-based subversion.
Will they inherit the throne? Maybe.
Will they replace Big Ben with a fart machine? Almost certainly.
Until then, keep your valuables locked, your corgis close, and your butlers warned.
Disclaimer
This article is a work of satirical journalism — a human collaboration between a royal historian with a bad attitude and a dairy farmer who accidentally read Machiavelli to a goat. It is not endorsed by the monarchy, MI5, or Paddington Bear. Any resemblance to actual pranks may be coincidental, or an indication that the girls have already infiltrated your home.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Top 15 Pranks Pulled by Princess Charlotte and Her Royal BFF (a.k.a. “The Crown’s Chaos Coordinators”)
Royal Edition: Hide the Tiara, Swap the Corgi, and Blame the Butler
1. Swapped Out the Queen’s Purse for a Ham Sandwich
Charlotte left a note: “For Royal Emergencies Only.” The Queen allegedly bit into it during a state dinner.
2. Taped a ‘Kick Me, I’m a Commoner’ Sign on King Charles’ Back
It stayed on for six straight hours. Foreign dignitaries assumed it was Brexit performance art.
3. Replaced All the Royal Family Portraits With Photoshopped Pics of Shrek
No one noticed for two weeks. Camilla reportedly said, “Charles looks so young in this one.”
4. Hid Meghan Markle’s Favorite Lip Gloss Inside the Crown Jewels Exhibit
Security was alerted when the Duchess tried to pry open the Tower of London display case.
5. Trained the Royal Corgis to Only Respond to the Phrase ‘Slay Queen’
Now King Charles has to shout it every morning before breakfast walkies.
6. Snuck a Whoopee Cushion Into the Archbishop’s Throne During Easter Mass
The noise echoed off the cathedral walls. God reportedly giggled.
7. Installed a “Moody Meter” on Prince William’s Door
With LED settings: “Duke of Dull,” “Bald and Furious,” and “Dad Jokes Incoming.”
8. Added ‘Baby Shark’ to the Royal Bagpipes Playlist at a Scottish Ceremony
It wasn’t noticed until the crowd spontaneously did the hand gestures. Prince Edward cried.
9. Reprogrammed the GPS in the Royal Carriage
Sent Charles and Camilla to a Tesco in Croydon instead of Windsor Castle. Bought flapjacks.
10. Drew Mustaches on Royal Family Christmas Cards
Sent them anyway. The King of Norway responded with his own altered photo and the words “Game on.”
11. Created a TikTok Account Under the Name @HRHPrankQueens
Posted “tea time tutorials” featuring exploding scones and gin disguised as Earl Grey.
12. Switched Out Royal Scrolls for Their Handwritten Fan Fiction About Dragons and Spies
Camilla read one aloud during a gala before realizing Prince George was in it as a ninja assassin.
13. Gave Prince Harry a Gift Bag Full of Spare Keys and a Note Saying, “Just in Case You Come Back”
The note included a doodle of a ginger stick figure being chased by tabloids.
14. Labeled the Palace Bathrooms as “Lords” and “Peasants”
Tourists were confused. So was Boris Johnson.
15. Secretly Painted the Royal Loo Gold
Claimed it was a tribute to King Midas. It turned out to be metallic craft paint. Still hasn’t come off.
Her Royal Highness Has Jokes
The Crown Jewels of Comedy: Princess Charlotte Unleashed
STANDUP LINES: Princess Charlotte and Mia Tindall
1. “Princess Charlotte once swapped King Charles’ speech notes with a Peppa Pig script. Parliament still hasn’t noticed the difference.”
2. “The girls replaced the Queen’s corgis with identical plush toys from Harrods. It took three days before someone realized they weren’t barking — just judging.”
3. “You know you’re posh when your idea of a prank involves mislabeling the butler as ‘The Duke of Dishwasher.’”
4. “Charlotte tried to sell her autograph to tourists — £10 for a signature, £20 if she curtsied with it.”
5. “One prank included switching King Charles’ tea with oat milk. That’s how you trigger a constitutional crisis in Britain.”
6. “They glued googly eyes on every royal portrait. Now Winston Churchill blinks more than Harry in an Oprah interview.”
7. “Charlotte hid Camilla’s fascinator and replaced it with a Taco Bell hat. It was dubbed ‘a bold couture statement’ by Vogue.”
8. “Mia Tindall once told tourists that the Changing of the Guard was cancelled due to ’emotional burnout.'”
9. “The royal children now play hide and seek in Buckingham Palace. One guard was found 3 weeks later behind a curtain with PTSD and a Crayola mustache.”
10. “They convinced Prince William his Netflix password had been changed to ‘BALDY123’. It wasn’t. But the psychological damage was done.”
11. “Princess Charlotte once walked into a tea service wearing a tiara, a Spider-Man costume, and a Scottish accent — and somehow still looked more royal than Andrew.”
12. “They tried to prank Queen Camilla with a fake spider. Didn’t work. Turns out nothing scares a woman who married into this family voluntarily.”
