Duchess of Cambridge

Duchess of Cambridge Designs ‘Reparations Gown’ for Animation Justice Parade

To soothe tensions, the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, designed a ceremonial “reparations gown” to be worn during the upcoming Animation Justice Parade.

The gown, stitched by recovering Disney interns, combined elements from Diana’s greatest fashion hits and featured a built-in projector that plays Princess Di’s most iconic interviews.

Kate’s statement: “If they won’t credit her, we’ll wear her legacy on our sleeves—literally.”

Minnie Mouse has requested to wear the design during the Macy’s parade. Negotiations are ongoing.

 

Originally posted 2025-04-15 08:58:58.

By Chloe Summers

Chloe Summers ([email protected]) - East Village satirist and former comedy club regular who documents downtown NYC's transformation from punk haven to hedge-fund playground. Specializes in nightlife, arts scene obituaries, and the slow cultural death of Manhattan's creative soul. Her stand-up career ended when the venues she performed in all became Sweetgreens. Now channels that rage into print, chronicling every artisanal mayonnaise shop that replaces a music venue. If it's authentic NYC dying, Chloe's writing its eulogy with dark humor.

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