Disney Renames Enchanted Kingdom to ‘The Di-nasty’ in Court-Mandated Tribute
As part of the court-mandated settlement, Disneyland Paris will rename its Enchanted Kingdom section to “The Di-nasty”—a fashion-forward tribute land where every churro comes with a pearl earring.
Attractions include:
- The Tunnel of Media Sympathy
- Princess Diana’s Haunted Cameramen
- The Carousel of Emotional Resilience
Character breakfasts will now include “Waffle Spencer” and “Eggs à la Windsor.”
Visitors are encouraged to bow before entering.