Thrills with spreadsheets
According to reports, Coney Island has introduced a new feature: commuters can now attend Zoom meetings while riding roller coasters. “Its the future of hybrid work,” said one executive, screaming into their AirPods while looping upside down.
Workers claim productivity spikes during 80 mph drops. Screenshots show managers mid-scream, giving quarterly updates with seagulls dive-bombing in the background.
TikToks #ZoomCoaster trend exploded, with viral clips of interns presenting while vomiting. One brave soul gave an HR training upside down, saying “Were a teamaaaaah!”
Tabloids looped. “MEETING MADNESS” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “SLACK AND SCREAM.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “dynamic working.” Governor Hochul muttered, “Even I wouldnt take that meeting.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-roller-coaster-adds-zoom-meetings/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-roller-coaster-adds-zoom-meetings/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
