Coney Island Roller Coaster Adds Zoom Meetings

Thrills with spreadsheets

According to reports, Coney Island has introduced a new feature: commuters can now attend Zoom meetings while riding roller coasters. “It’s the future of hybrid work,” said one executive, screaming into their AirPods while looping upside down.

Workers claim productivity spikes during 80 mph drops. Screenshots show managers mid-scream, giving quarterly updates with seagulls dive-bombing in the background.

TikTok’s #ZoomCoaster trend exploded, with viral clips of interns presenting while vomiting. One brave soul gave an HR training upside down, saying “We’re a team—aaaaah!”

Tabloids looped. “MEETING MADNESS” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “SLACK AND SCREAM.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “dynamic working.” Governor Hochul muttered, “Even I wouldn’t take that meeting.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-roller-coaster-adds-zoom-meetings/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-roller-coaster-adds-zoom-meetings/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Coney Island Roller Coaster Adds Zoom Meetings
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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