Coney Island Cyclone Adds VR Headsets

Reality inside reality

According to reports, the iconic Cyclone rollercoaster now straps VR goggles onto riders, simulating an even more terrifying ride while the actual wooden coaster rattles beneath them. Guests experience loops, fire-breathing dragons, and rent hikes, all while the real track stays flat.

“It’s like Coney Island meets the Matrix,” said one dazed rider, clutching both cotton candy and motion sickness bags. Purists complain it ruins the charm, but teens scream twice as loud—half from VR zombies, half from splinters.

TikTok’s #VirtualCyclone shows riders flailing like possessed Wall Street traders. One viral clip shows someone yelling “I’m in the metaverse!” right before losing their phone into the Atlantic.

Tabloids spun. “REALITY BITES” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “LOOPED IN.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “innovation for thrills.” Governor Hochul muttered, “Just ride the damn coaster.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-cyclone-adds-vr-headsets/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/coney-island-cyclone-adds-vr-headsets/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Coney Island Cyclone Adds VR Headsets
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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