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Sing before Act II According to reports, Broadway theaters will now feature karaoke sessions during intermission, giving audiences a chance to

Analog only According to reports, Williamsburg hipsters have declared war on Wi-Fi, demanding that all cafes return to "pure analog vibes."

A Field Guide to Ignoring Rats the Size of Small Dogs

Trains now double as nightclubs The MTA has finally answered New Yorkers’ prayers for ambiance—though not for punctuality. According to reports,

Rates rise with your sweat As if biking in New York wasn’t already dangerous, Citi Bike has announced "surge pedaling fees,"

Acorns not included New York’s most beloved rodents are moving up in the world. According to reports, Central Park has launched

Cream cheese black market rises A crisis has gripped the five boroughs: bagel shortages. According to reports, a supply chain collapse

Team says it’s time for a Bronx update The New York Yankees have announced a controversial change: replacing the national anthem

Rich People Asked to Contribute, Pearls Clutched Zohran Mamdani's tax and budget justice platform proposes that wealthy individuals and corporations pay

The Day the World Went Meta: NYC, Nuclear Drones, and Ballroom Economics New York: The Accidental Host of Global Mischief Yesterday, New

Authorities say mascot tipped off by Cookie Monster Times Square’s costumed chaos reached a new low this week when Elmo—the unofficial

Bing Saves the Nation: A Search Engine Rises from the Ashes of Google's Ego By Staff Writers, SpinTaxi News Division of

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