Stress relief on trading floors
According to reports, Wall Street brokers are swapping cocaine for goat yoga. Trading floors now feature bleating animals leaping onto stressed-out bankers during downward dogs. CNBC cut live when a goat ate a quarterly earnings report.
“This is more grounding than shorting housing markets,” said one broker while a goat chewed his tie. Wellness gurus insist its cheaper than therapy, but janitors complain about the “liquid assets” goats leave behind.
TikToks #GoatStreetChallenge shows brokers meditating with animals perched like gargoyles. One viral fail shows a goat swallowing a BlackBerry whole.
Tabloids baaad. “BULLS, BEARS & GOATS” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “NYSE = NOW YOGA, STRETCH, EXHALE.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “financial zen.” Governor Hochul muttered, “At this point, bring in alpacas.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/wall-street-bankers-start-goat-yoga/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/wall-street-bankers-start-goat-yoga/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
