A slice above the rain
According to reports, a Queens tinkerer has created the “Pizza Umbrella,” a personal dome that protects your slice from rain, pigeon poop, and stray scooter deliveries. Shaped like a mini-pizza box with waterproof cheese decals, it folds neatly into a Yankees tote bag.
“Why should my pepperoni suffer?” said the inventor, demonstrating how it also works against falling MetroCard confetti. Local pizza shops have already pre-ordered thousands, and delivery guys call it a “game-changer.”
TikToks #DrySliceChallenge shows influencers strutting down Roosevelt Avenue with umbrellas over their pies. One viral clip shows a man shielding his grandmas cannoli while ignoring her completely.
Tabloids cheered. “SLICE STAYS DRY” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “TOPPING TECH.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “peak ingenuity.” Governor Hochul muttered, “This is what passes for progress?”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-inventor-patents-pizza-umbrella/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-inventor-patents-pizza-umbrella/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
