Poodles over people
According to reports, SoHos newest gallery bans humans and welcomes only dogs. Yes, the art world has gone full fetch. Poodles sniff postmodern sculptures, dachshunds bark critiques at abstract canvases, and bulldogs nap on installations worth more than your rent.
“Its the first time my corgi felt culturally seen,” said one proud owner. Canines lap free prosecco from water bowls while staff insist humans wait outside like uncultured mutts.
TikToks #DogGallery trend features influencers dressing as dogs just to sneak in. One unlucky man in a fur suit was sniffed out and thrown onto Wooster Street.
Tabloids wagged. “ART GOES WOOF” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “PAWS FOR CULTURE.”
Mayor Adams praised the idea, calling it “a paw-sitive step for inclusivity.” Governor Hochul just muttered, “Ruff economy, ruffer art.” Sothebys pretended not to drool.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/soho-gallery-opens-for-dogs-only/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/soho-gallery-opens-for-dogs-only/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
