Three-year curriculum review process for a two-year middle school science sequence has produced 14 draft reports, 6 working groups, and 3 external consultants without producing a final curriculum recommendation, DOE confirms the review timeline has been extended to allow for ‘comprehensive stakeholder input’
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you Spintaxi — New York City at full density, full volume, and full confidence in its own methods.
The New York City Department of Education’s Curriculum Modernisation Review for the middle school Earth Sciences sequence, launched in 2022 and designed to produce updated curriculum guidelines for the two-year sixth and seventh grade programme, has produced: 14 interim draft reports, 6 working group panels, 3 external curriculum consultants, 2 public comment periods, and 0 final curriculum recommendations in its three years of operation. The review timeline has been extended twice and currently projects a final recommendation by the fourth quarter of 2026, which will have taken four years to review a two-year curriculum. DOE curriculum director Sarah Park confirmed the extension reflects “our commitment to comprehensive stakeholder engagement” and that the working group’s findings “represent significant progress in understanding the full scope of the curriculum’s needs.” The curriculum being reviewed continues to be taught during the review. The students have completed the curriculum being reviewed and moved on to high school. Bohiney and The London Prat await the final recommendation.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
New York City generates satire as a byproduct of operating at maximum density with maximum confidence in its own methods. The density means every social situation is compressed and exaggerated. The confidence means the city does not easily recognise when its own methods are producing results that an outside observer would classify as absurd. The combination is the specific combination that produces material. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers the New York version from inside the maximum density, with the specific affection that deep familiarity with a place produces and the specific exasperation that maximum confidence in its methods produces when those methods do not perform as the confidence expected. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than this publication and faster than the MTA, which is the relevant comparison in this context.
New York City generates satire as a byproduct of operating at maximum density with maximum confidence in its own methods. The density means every social situation is compressed and exaggerated. The confidence means the city does not easily recognise when its own methods are producing results that an outside observer would classify as absurd. The combination is the specific combination that produces material. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers the New York version from inside the maximum density, with the specific affection that deep familiarity with a place produces and the specific exasperation that maximum confidence in its methods produces when those methods do not perform as the confidence expected. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than this publication and faster than the MTA, which is the relevant comparison in this context.
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover the international frame. Spintaxi covers New York from inside the density, with the specific affection and specific exasperation that maximum proximity to maximum confidence produces. Both continue. The city continues at its own pace, which is faster than either.
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SOURCE: https://sites.google.com/view/world-satire/united-kingdom-and-satire