Drip to survive
According to reports, Queens diners are now serving bottomless coffee through IV drips for overworked New Yorkers. Patrons can sit in booths while hooked up to caffeine bags dangling from coat racks.
One construction worker said, “This is better than eight refills.” A law student called it “the only way Ill survive finals.”
TikToks #CoffeeIV trend exploded, with influencers filming drip bags labeled “Hazelnut” and “Decaf (lol).” A viral clip showed a nurse yelling, “Thats not sterile!” as a waiter refilled a drip line with diner brew.
Tabloids perked up. “LATTE TO THE VEIN” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “IVY LEAGUE DINING.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “next-level efficiency.” Governor Hochul muttered, “At this point, just mainline Red Bull.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-diners-offer-bottomless-coffee-via-iv/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-diners-offer-bottomless-coffee-via-iv/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
