Prince Andrew Surrenders Duke of York Title; Nobody Notices

British Royalty Discovers the Power of Irrelevance

In what’s being described as a meaningful development by people paid to describe things as meaningful, Prince Andrew has surrendered his Duke of York title. New Yorkers, who have been to York and found it mildly disappointing, are surprisingly unconcerned about the title’s fate.

“Good,” said one Manhattan resident. “Now he can stop showing up at galas and telling me about his military service that everyone’s very sure really happened exactly the way he described it.”

International news outlets covered the announcement, while this analysis noted that British royalty has perfected the art of ceremonial irrelevance.

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By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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