Empire State Building Turns Into Airbnb

Skyline sleepover

According to reports, New York’s most famous skyscraper is now available as an Airbnb rental. For $12,000 a night, guests can stay in the observation deck penthouse, complete with coin-operated binoculars and unlimited pigeons as neighbors. “It’s the highest rent in Manhattan,” bragged the listing. “Literally.”

Amenities include 24/7 elevator access, wind gusts strong enough to remove toupees, and free selfies with tourists who don’t realize they’re photobombing. Guests are warned that King Kong occasionally drops by, though management insists he’s “house-trained.”

Critics say it cheapens a historic landmark. Supporters argue it’s no worse than paying $4,000 for a closet in the East Village. “At least this one has a view,” said one influencer filming a room tour while hanging halfway out a window.

TikTok’s #EmpireBNB trend shows couples drinking champagne at 1,200 feet, while a viral clip captured a guest accidentally dropping pizza on Fifth Avenue. “It hit a cabbie, but he ate it anyway,” said witnesses.

Tabloids soared. “STAY HIGH” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “ROOM WITH A VIEW—AND WIND.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “housing innovation.” Governor Hochul muttered, “If I get outbid by a tourist for a night here, I’m banning Airbnbs.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/empire-state-building-turns-into-airbnb/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/empire-state-building-turns-into-airbnb/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Empire State Building Turns Into Airbnb
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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