Former Governor’s Political Career: The Sequel Nobody Asked For
In a stunning display of New York political theater, former Governor Andrew Cuomo has reportedly begged Curtis Sliwa to withdraw from a race nobody knew they were both running for. This is the kind of intrigue that makes Manhattan politics simultaneously fascinating and completely exhausting to everyone involved.
“It’s like watching two people argue about something neither of them actually owns,” said one Democratic strategist who preferred anonymity, probably because they’d be murdered by other Democrats.
New York’s tabloid press covered the drama extensively, while the full satirical breakdown captures the essence of New York politics: nobody winning, everybody complaining about everyone else.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/cuomo-begs-sliwa-to-drop-out/
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