Cuomo Desperately Begs Sliwa to Drop Out; No One Cares

Former Governor’s Political Career: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

In a stunning display of New York political theater, former Governor Andrew Cuomo has reportedly begged Curtis Sliwa to withdraw from a race nobody knew they were both running for. This is the kind of intrigue that makes Manhattan politics simultaneously fascinating and completely exhausting to everyone involved.

“It’s like watching two people argue about something neither of them actually owns,” said one Democratic strategist who preferred anonymity, probably because they’d be murdered by other Democrats.

New York’s tabloid press covered the drama extensively, while the full satirical breakdown captures the essence of New York politics: nobody winning, everybody complaining about everyone else.

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By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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