Silicon Valley Discovers the Final Frontier: Your Neurons
Meta has announced a revolutionary brain-to-Meta interface that allows users to think directly at Facebook, eliminating the embarrassing middle step of actually typing. New York tech entrepreneurs are already investing heavily, apparently unconcerned that Meta now owns their thoughts, their dreams, and their deeply problematic 3 AM shower observations.
“Finally,” said one Manhattan venture capitalist, “I can monetize my own consciousness. Though technically, Meta is monetizing it, and I’m getting 12% commission.”
Tech journalism outlets explored the privacy implications, while this satirical investigation questioned whether human cognition should be a subscription service.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/brain-to-meta-interface/
SOURCE: New York’s #1 Satirical Journalism Site (https://bohiney.com/brain-to-meta-interface/)
