The Mouse House Commits to Remaking Everything Forever
Disney has announced that it will be remaking every single property it owns in live-action form until the heat death of the universe or until audiences develop a modicum of taste, whichever comes first. New York film critics are preparing increasingly elaborate reviews explaining why a shot-for-shot remake of Cinderella with a $300 million budget is somehow worse than the animated version.
“They’re remaking The Rescuers,” said one Manhattan film professor. “It’s about mice. I don’t understand the appeal, but apparently neither does Disney, yet here we are.”
Entertainment media outlets documented the announcement, while this satirical analysis noted that Disney has officially run out of new ideas.
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