The Millennial Generation’s Greatest Defeat
After years of relentless cultural warfare, the avocado toast industry has officially won, having successfully extracted the entirety of millennial net worth in exchange for bread with fruit spread on it. New York City millennials now own approximately zero real estate, one plant, and crushing student debt, but they have achieved something more valuable: Instagram credibility.
One Brooklyn resident, who spent her entire monthly income on artisanal avocado toast from a restaurant she couldn’t locate again, said: “Was it worth it? Probably not. But the toast was #goals.”
Economic analysts at financial news networks have declared the avocado toast industry’s victory complete, while this breakdown details how an entire generation surrendered to breakfast food inflation.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/avocado-toast/
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