Study Confirms: Americans Have Grown 0.8% Dumber Every Year Since WWII—And We Have the Proof

Experts have long suspected that Americans are getting dumber, but now we have hard data: IQs are dropping by 0.8% every year since WWII. That means a person born in 2025 is sixteen full IQ points dumber than their 1945 counterpart. How do we know? Let’s examine the 15 undeniable pieces of evidence:

  1. People trust TikTok influencers more than doctors.
  2. Half of Gen Z thinks money comes from “the government” instead of work.
  3. College students need “safe spaces” from opinions.
  4. Americans keep voting for politicians who make their lives worse.
  5. Basic economics is now considered “oppressive.”
  6. The word ‘literally’ no longer means literally.
  7. People argue online with AI bots.
  8. 42% of Americans believe the Earth might be flat.
  9. Math scores are plummeting—yet calculators are free.
  10. People think inflation is caused by “corporate greed.”
  11. A man identifying as a wolf isn’t questioned—but misgender someone and you’re canceled.
  12. History is rewritten based on feelings, not facts.
  13. Young adults don’t know how to use a can opener.
  14. Common sense is now considered a “privilege.”
  15. Congress still exists.


SPINTAXI SATIRE --ber Every Year (6)- Alan Nafzger
SPINTAXI SATIRE –ber Every Year (6)- Alan Nafzger

Top 10 Things Americans Never Learned in School (But Desperately Need for Peace and Prosperity)

Americans graduate high school knowing how to dissect a frog, recite the Pythagorean theorem, and locate mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell!), yet they remain utterly baffled by basic economic principles, historical realities, and the very system they live in. Let’s break down ten things they should have learned—if they ever want to stop electing people who promise free everything and deliver misery instead.


Basic Economics: Why Your Degree in Interpretive Dance Didn’t Make You Rich

Americans were never taught that wealth isn’t a fixed pie; it’s baked, sliced, and eaten through productivity. Instead, they believe the economy is a magical bag of money controlled by a handful of cigar-smoking villains on Wall Street.

This is why people demand a $100 minimum wage without realizing that it would make their morning coffee cost as much as a used Toyota. If you don’t understand supply and demand, you might believe money grows on government trees—spoiler alert: it doesn’t.


Limited Government: Why “More Free Stuff” Means Less Freedom

Public schools—funded by the government—have an odd tendency to forget to mention that the government shouldn’t be running everything.

When government expands, personal freedom shrinks. The more it taxes, the less you keep. The more it regulates, the harder it is to build anything. And yet, Americans have been conditioned to believe that “the government should do something” is a serious economic strategy rather than a cry for help.


Market Economy: Why Bread Lines Are Bad, Actually

Kids leave school knowing The Hunger Games but not why actual hunger games happen under socialism. In a market economy, competition fuels innovation. But when the government runs everything, innovation dies, and suddenly there’s a three-month waitlist for toilet paper.

Americans cheer for capitalism every time they upgrade their iPhone but somehow think socialism would “fix” wealth inequality. Yes, wealth inequality exists under capitalism—but at least everyone has wealth. In socialism, you get equality: everyone is equally miserable.


The Pillars of Capitalism: Why Greed is Actually Good (for You, Too)

Americans love to demonize capitalism while wearing Nike shoes, drinking Starbucks, and typing angry tweets on their Apple devices. What they were never taught is that capitalism isn’t about “exploiting the poor” but about incentives that drive people to work, innovate, and build better lives.

Capitalism gave us antibiotics, air conditioning, and Amazon Prime. Socialism gave us Venezuela. Choose wisely.


The Cold War: Why Socialism Was Already Tried and Failed Spectacularly

For some reason, schools skimmed over the fact that the 20th century was essentially a giant science experiment proving that communism doesn’t work.

Instead of showing how socialism led to mass starvation, totalitarian regimes, and economic collapse, students are taught that “well, true socialism has never been tried!” The USSR, Mao’s China, Cuba, and North Korea would beg to differ—if they weren’t too busy rationing food and censoring internet access.


Debt and Inflation: Why Printing More Money Isn’t the Answer

Ask the average American where money comes from, and they’ll say, “The government prints it.” Ask them what happens when the government prints too much of it, and they’ll say, “Well… we’ll all be rich!”

What they weren’t taught: inflation destroys purchasing power. The Weimar Republic, Zimbabwe, and Argentina all tried the “just print more” strategy and ended up using cash as wallpaper. Meanwhile, Americans wonder why their groceries cost 30% more in just a few years.


The Dangers of Centralized Power: Why Big Government Loves Keeping You Helpless

People love the idea of a “benevolent” government taking care of them, but history shows that centralized power always ends in corruption, inefficiency, and the stripping of personal liberties.

Government control always starts with “free” things—education, healthcare, and housing. Then it moves to “necessary” things—like speech restrictions and surveillance. Before you know it, you need a permit to collect rainwater, and buying too much beef gets you flagged for climate extremism.


Self-Sufficiency: Why No One Knows How to Change a Tire but Can Make a TikTok Dance

Our ancestors crossed oceans, built cities, and survived wars without GPS. Today, an entire generation panics if their phone battery dips below 10%.

Schools have spent decades pushing abstract, feel-good education while neglecting practical skills. Now we have college graduates who can deconstruct gender theory but don’t know how a mortgage works.


How Wealth is Actually Created: Hint—It’s Not by Complaining on Twitter

Schools emphasize redistributing wealth but never explain how it’s actually created. Here’s a hint: it’s not through government programs, stimulus checks, or taxing billionaires into oblivion.

Wealth is created through productivity, investment, and innovation. But instead of teaching students how to build a business or invest, they’re taught that the rich are “hoarding” money—as if Jeff Bezos literally sleeps on a pile of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.


Critical Thinking: Why “I Saw It on the News” Isn’t Research

Modern education doesn’t teach critical thinking—it teaches obedience. Students memorize politically convenient narratives but never learn to question authority, follow the money, or spot logical fallacies.

This is why people fall for every new media-manufactured hysteria, from toilet paper shortages to “the world will end in 12 years” climate panic. A population that doesn’t think critically is easy to control.


Why They Never Taught This in School

If you’re wondering why schools skipped all this, the answer is simple: an educated, self-sufficient population that understands economics and government is harder to manipulate.

It’s much easier to control people when they believe:

  • Government is their savior.
  • Wealth magically appears from “fair” redistribution.
  • Market forces are evil, but bureaucrats are benevolent.

Instead of teaching prosperity, schools have spent decades indoctrinating students with utopian fantasies that always end in disaster. The result? A nation of adults who think “free” healthcare is actually free, that rent control doesn’t lead to housing shortages, and that capitalism is bad while ordering DoorDash on their capitalist-built iPhone.

If Americans want peace and prosperity, they need to start learning the fundamentals of economics, government, and history. Otherwise, they’ll keep making the same mistakes—and no amount of government handouts will save them.

SPINTAXI SATIRE --ber Every Year (4)- Alan Nafzger
SPINTAXI SATIRE –ber Every Year (4)- Alan Nafzger


 

15 Observations on the Decline of American Intelligence

1. The Rise of Reality TV Politicians

Once upon a time, politicians had law degrees; now, they have IMDb pages. The transition from Lincoln-Douglas debates to “Survivor: The White House Edition” suggests our collective IQ might be on a deserted island.

2. Social Media: The New PhD

Why spend years in academia when a viral tweet can grant you expert status? With influencers giving medical advice, it’s no wonder critical thinking took a sick day.

3. Fast Food: Now with Extra Literacy

When menus started displaying calorie counts, many realized they couldn’t count that high. If our reading skills matched our cholesterol levels, we’d all be scholars.

4. DIY Home Surgery Kits

With the internet as our teacher, who needs medical school? The uptick in DIY medical procedures might explain the downturn in life expectancy—and common sense.

5. Flat Earth Society Membership Boom

Despite satellite imagery and space travel, the Flat Earth Society reports record numbers. Apparently, ignorance is as infinite as the horizon they deny.

6. Autocorrect Dependency Syndrome

Remember spelling tests? Neither do we. With autocorrect, even “cat” becomes “cataract,” leading to sentences that are a real eye-opener.

7. GPS Reliance: Lost in the Supermarket

Navigational skills have declined so much that some need GPS to find their own fridge. If maps were a measure of intelligence, we’re all off the grid.

8. Celebrity Scientists: The Kardashian Effect

When celebrities become the face of scientific movements, it’s clear we’ve prioritized fame over facts. Next up: Astrophysics with the Housewives.

9. Emoji: The New Shakespearean Sonnet

Why articulate feelings when a smiley face will do? Our ancestors painted on cave walls; we’ve just updated the icons.

10. The Decline of Cursive: Signing Away Intelligence

With schools dropping cursive writing, future generations might think a signature is an ancient hieroglyph. Who needs penmanship when thumb-typing gibberish suffices?

11. Microwave Instructions for Cereal

When instant oatmeal comes with a manual, it’s a sign we’ve lost the ability to add water. Next, we’ll need tutorials for toast.

12. Participation Trophies for Breathing

Rewarding mediocrity has become so common that merely existing might earn you a medal. Achievement unlocked: inhaling and exhaling.

13. Financial Literacy: The Monopoly Money Approach

With rising debt and declining savings, it seems many believe real money works like Monopoly cash. Do not pass go; do not collect financial stability.

14. Climate Change Denial at the Beach House

Building mansions on eroding coastlines while denying climate change is peak cognitive dissonance. Who needs science when you have beachfront property—for now?

15. The Anti-Vaccine Movement: Natural Selection in Action

Rejecting vaccines in the age of pandemics showcases a commitment to ignorance that’s truly contagious. Darwin awards, form an orderly line.

These observations, while humorous, reflect genuine concerns about the trajectory of collective intelligence in modern society.

SPINTAXI SATIRE --ber Every Year (7)- Alan Nafzger
SPINTAXI SATIRE –ber Every Year (7)- Alan Nafzger


Proof That Socialists in Government Want People Dumb

It’s an inconvenient truth: a well-educated, independent, and self-sufficient population is a terrible voting bloc for politicians who rely on government dependency. The more people depend on the state for their survival, the more reliable they become at the ballot box.

But don’t take my word for it—let’s lay out the evidence that politicians who push socialism have a vested interest in keeping people uninformed, financially illiterate, and totally reliant on government handouts.


1. Government Schools Prioritize Indoctrination Over Education

If you wanted a self-reliant population, you’d teach students critical thinking, financial literacy, and historical reality. Instead, public schools produce generations of adults who:
✔️ Can recite Marxist talking points but don’t understand supply and demand.
✔️ Think “equity” means free money instead of government control.
✔️ Believe socialism works because “Scandinavia does it” (Hint: It doesn’t).

Public schools, run largely by government unions and socialist-aligned bureaucrats, have spent decades de-emphasizing self-reliance and entrepreneurship in favor of victimhood and dependence.

And why wouldn’t they? If people knew how the economy actually worked, they might stop voting for the people bankrupting it.


2. Welfare Programs Are Designed to Trap, Not Lift, People

If government assistance were truly about helping people become independent, it would:

  • Be temporary.
  • Encourage work and self-sufficiency.
  • Decrease as people earn more money.

Instead, socialist politicians design welfare programs that:

  • Punish people for working by cutting off benefits if they make “too much.”
  • Make it easier to stay on welfare than to get off it.
  • Expand dependency rather than reduce it.

Why? Because a person who needs the government for food, housing, and healthcare is a locked-in voter for the party that promises to keep the checks coming.

If people became independent, they’d start questioning why they need so much government in the first place—and that’s dangerous for socialists in power.


3. Government-Run Healthcare: The Ultimate Dependency Trap

Socialists love government-controlled healthcare, not because they care about your well-being, but because it’s the ultimate form of leverage.

  • When the government controls healthcare, it controls you.
  • When healthcare is “free,” taxes skyrocket, trapping people in an endless loop of dependence.
  • Once politicians hold your access to medicine hostage, they can justify more control over every aspect of your life.

People who don’t depend on the state for healthcare have more freedom. That’s why socialist politicians fight so hard to make private healthcare unaffordable—if you can pay for your own, you’re harder to control.


4. Student Loan Forgiveness: Bribing the Dumbest Voters

If you borrowed $100,000 for a degree in Gender Studies and now struggle to find work, congratulations—you’re exactly the kind of voter socialists love.

Instead of admitting that:
✔️ College is a scam for many degrees.
✔️ Government-backed loans artificially inflated tuition costs.
✔️ Personal responsibility means paying back debts.

Socialists tell you it’s not your fault and promise to “forgive” your loans—by making taxpayers foot the bill.

This isn’t about helping students. It’s about buying votes from people who made bad financial decisions and now need Big Brother to bail them out. And the more people rely on the government for “free” education, the more they accept that government should be in charge of everything else, too.


5. They Actively Oppose School Choice

If socialists cared about education, they’d let parents send their kids to the best schools, whether public, private, or charter.

Instead, they oppose school choice and keep kids trapped in failing public schools, where they can be reliably fed leftist propaganda.

  • Good education creates independent thinkers.
  • Bad education creates government-dependent voters.

Socialists in power need public schools to churn out economically ignorant voters who don’t question why they have a worthless degree, crushing debt, and a government check that barely covers their rent.


6. They Demonize Self-Sufficiency

Socialist politicians don’t just push government dependency—they vilify those who don’t need it.

  • Entrepreneurs? Greedy capitalists.
  • Wealthy people? Exploiters of the poor.
  • Hardworking middle class? Privileged oppressors.

They push a victimhood mentality so that people blame “the system” instead of their own choices. After all, if people believe they control their own destiny, they might stop waiting for the government to fix their lives.

And that would mean fewer votes for the socialists.


7. They Push Universal Basic Income—Instead of Jobs

Instead of teaching skills or expanding job opportunities, socialist politicians push Universal Basic Income (UBI)—the idea that the government should just give everyone “free” money.

But free money = higher taxes = more inflation = even less purchasing power.

UBI sounds nice, but the reality is that it:
✔️ Disincentivizes work, leading to fewer people contributing to the economy.
✔️ Increases dependency, making voters even more reliant on politicians.
✔️ Justifies higher taxes, keeping people trapped in a cycle of low wages and government assistance.

It’s a political bribe disguised as a social program. A working, self-sufficient population would never accept it—but a dumb, desperate one will.


8. They Keep People Distracted with Fake Outrage

A population focused on real issues—like the economy, government overreach, and national security—is bad for socialists in power.

So instead, they keep people distracted with:
✔️ Manufactured culture wars.
✔️ Constant fear-mongering.
✔️ Identity politics designed to divide.

Instead of questioning why groceries cost 30% more, people are fighting over pronouns. Instead of asking how the government created a housing crisis, people are glued to the latest Twitter scandal.

A distracted voter is an easily manipulated voter.


9. They Create a Crisis, Then Offer to “Fix” It

Ever notice how socialist politicians:

  1. Create a problem (e.g., high inflation, bad schools, unaffordable healthcare)?
  2. Blame capitalism or “the rich” for it?
  3. Propose a bigger government solution that conveniently increases their power?

It’s a scam—keep people struggling, then swoop in as the “savior” with more government control. The more chaos they create, the more voters they trap in a cycle of dependency.


10. They Demonize Individual Freedom

Freedom means personal responsibility—and socialist politicians hate that.

A free-thinking, self-reliant population wouldn’t need:

  • Government checks.
  • Government healthcare.
  • Government “solutions” to every problem.

That’s why every crisis—real or manufactured—becomes a justification for more government power and less personal choice.

When people are smart, independent, and self-sufficient, socialism dies. That’s why socialists in government work tirelessly to keep people dumb, desperate, and dependent.

Because once people wake up, they’ll never vote for this scam again.



SPINTAXI SATIRE --ber Every Year (2)- Alan Nafzger
SPINTAXI SATIRE –ber Every Year (2)- Alan Nafzger

Government Keeping People Dumb…

“You ever notice the government only helps people just enough to keep them needing more help? It’s like feeding a stray cat—you don’t really want it to move in, but you want it to show up on voting day.” — Dave Chappelle

“Public schools teach kids everything except how to survive in the real world. My nephew graduated with honors and asked me if rent was a subscription service.” — Chris Rock

“The government wants people to be dumb and dependent. That’s why they give you free money but tax the hell out of food—because nothing keeps a voter obedient like hunger pains.” — Bill Burr

“Student loan forgiveness is just politicians saying, ‘We scammed you, so we’ll steal from everyone else to make it right!’ You got a degree in Art History, Chad. That’s your bad decision, not mine.” — Joe Rogan

“Socialists say ‘money is evil’ but somehow they’re all broke. If money is so bad, why don’t you ever see them giving it away?!” — Louis C.K.

“Universal Basic Income? Yeah, that’s a great idea. Give people free money and expect them to still want to work. That’s like giving a dog unlimited treats and wondering why it got fat and stopped listening.” — Jim Gaffigan

“Socialists don’t hate the rich. They just hate that they’re not rich. If AOC won the lottery, she’d delete every tweet about wealth inequality by morning.” — Tim Dillon

“They say capitalism is ‘unfair.’ You know what’s really unfair? Getting taxed 40% on your paycheck so Congress can spend it on studying the mating habits of squirrels.” — Andrew Schulz

“Public schools won’t teach kids how to balance a checkbook, but they will teach them that feelings are just as important as facts. Great. Now we have a generation who can’t do math but can write a 12-page essay about why numbers are ‘problematic.’” — Shane Gillis

“The government’s solution to everything is more government. It’s like setting your house on fire and then asking the arsonist to be your new fire chief.” — Dave Smith

SPINTAXI SATIRE --ber Every Year (2)- Alan Nafzger
SPINTAXI SATIRE –ber Every Year (2)- Alan Nafzger

Originally posted 2025-03-04 14:30:25.

By Ingrid Falk (News Journalism)

Ingrid Falk ([email protected]) - Staten Island's satirical champion, covering NYC's forgotten borough with fierce loyalty and comedy club-honed timing. Former stand-up comic who brings outer-borough perspective to Manhattan-centric media. Specializes in ferry commuter culture, Staten Island stereotypes, and documenting the borough everyone loves to mock but nobody understands. Her comedy background means she can roast Staten Island while defending it—a delicate balance perfected through years of material testing. Believes real New Yorkers respect all five boroughs equally (but still makes ferry jokes).

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