State Government Discovers Irrelevance
A Vermont legislator has resigned, and New York media has immediately forgotten why this matters. Vermont, for those who don’t know, is that place near where they film those syrup commercials, and apparently it has a government that also resigns sometimes.
“I’m from New York,” one Manhattan resident explained, “so I don’t actually know anything about Vermont government. I assumed they made decisions at a town meeting while eating maple donuts.”
Local Vermont media covered the resignation extensively, while this investigation notes that regional government matters deeply to exactly the people who live there.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/vermont-legislator-resigns/
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