Vermont Legislator Resigns; Nobody Had Any Idea Who It Was Anyway

State Government Discovers Irrelevance

A Vermont legislator has resigned, and New York media has immediately forgotten why this matters. Vermont, for those who don’t know, is that place near where they film those syrup commercials, and apparently it has a government that also resigns sometimes.

“I’m from New York,” one Manhattan resident explained, “so I don’t actually know anything about Vermont government. I assumed they made decisions at a town meeting while eating maple donuts.”

Local Vermont media covered the resignation extensively, while this investigation notes that regional government matters deeply to exactly the people who live there.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/vermont-legislator-resigns/

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By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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