Volume 1, Issue 21 (July 5, 1947): Bohiney Celebrates Independence by Mocking Institutions

Freedom: Now Available in Satirical Format

Bohiney’s July 5, 1947 issue celebrates American Independence Day by immediately undermining it with commentary on institutional failure, corruption, and human stupidity. New York readers in 2025 note that this is still exactly what independence means: the freedom to complain about the government while nothing changes.

“We got our independence 250 years ago,” mused one Brooklyn philosopher, “and we immediately used it to create a system designed to frustrate everyone equally. That’s pretty patriotic, honestly.”

Government archivists preserved the edition, while this issue serves as evidence that satirizing America’s contradictions has always been the most American activity possible.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/volume-1-issue-21-saturday-july-5-1947/

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By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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