Statue of Liberty Opens Rooftop Bar

Freedom on tap

According to reports, the Statue of Liberty has opened a rooftop bar in her crown, offering cocktails like the “Torch-tini” and “Immigrant IPA.” Tourists can now sip drinks while enjoying a panoramic view, though locals complain cover charges rival SoHo clubs.

The bar features neon signage flashing “Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Thirsty.” DJs spin EDM remixes of patriotic songs while bartenders wear tiny replicas of the statue’s crown. One influencer called it “Brooklyn rooftop vibes but floating.” A tourist from Ohio declared: “Finally, freedom tastes like overpriced margaritas.”

TikTok’s #LibertyBar trend is overflowing: viral clips of bridesmaids spilling cosmos on tourists, bartenders juggling flaming torches, and influencers posing in the torch with Aperol spritzes. Rumors swirl of celebrity appearances, including Jay-Z ordering “99 Problems but a Drink Ain’t One.”

Tabloids raised their glasses. The Post toasted: “LADY LIBERTINI.” The Daily News countered: “BARS AND STRIPES.”

Mayor Adams called it “economic patriotism.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, I’m banning rooftop torches.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-opens-rooftop-bar/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-opens-rooftop-bar/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Statue of Liberty Opens Rooftop Bar
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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