Manhattan Roads Close Again For Summer Streets, Drivers And Cyclists Trade Places For A Day

Second weekend of car free streets turns Park Avenue into the city’s favorite temporary bike lane

A city that briefly remembers streets can be for people too

Roads throughout Manhattan closed to drivers for the second weekend in a row for New York City Summer Streets, according to CBS New York’s coverage of the event. For a few hours, cyclists and pedestrians claimed roads normally ruled by honking and double parked delivery vans, a genuinely rare Manhattan phenomenon.

A taste of an alternate timeline

Locals strolling down a car free Park Avenue report a strange, almost suspicious calm, the kind that makes New Yorkers instinctively check for the catch, surely there is a catch, there is always a catch in this city.

Drivers, predictably, feel differently

Motorists rerouted around the closures describe the usual mix of mild inconvenience and grudging acceptance, a familiar seasonal trade off between a few car free hours and everyone else’s uninterrupted commute for the other 51 weekends of the year.

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Streets for people, briefly, before the honking politely resumes. SOURCE: https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/tag/congestion-pricing/ For more British satire on a related theme, see The London Prat’s UK Heatwaves End in Thunderstorms.

By Sofia Rodriguez

Sofia Rodriguez ([email protected]) - Alphabet City satirist covering the Lower East Side's Latino communities and the neighborhood's ongoing cultural erasure. Former stand-up comic who brings bilingual fury to documenting gentrification, displacement, and Manhattan's working-class extinction. Specializes in historical satire—contrasting what neighborhoods were with what they've become. Her comedy training taught her humor can convey rage better than shouting. Chronicles the LES like a war correspondent covering slow-motion ethnic cleansing through real estate speculation.