Princess Leia Joins Lawsuit, Claims Hairstyle Origin Also Uncredited
In an unexpected hyperspace jump into the courtroom, Princess Leia joined the Diana estate’s lawsuit, claiming her iconic bun hairstyle was lifted from one of Diana’s 1979 off-duty aerobics looks.
Leia, represented by the Intergalactic Copyright Guild, presented grainy footage from a London gym titled “The Diana Reps,” where the princess is seen wearing twin buns and mouthing the words, “Rebel rebel.”
Disney lawyers laughed it off, claiming Leia’s buns predate the Diana era. But a hairstyle expert testified: “Time is relative, but sass is eternal. And this is pure Diana sass.”
Luke Skywalker submitted a statement: “She’s always been royalty. Whether Alderaan or Kensington.”
Originally posted 2025-01-15 09:24:17.