Spread the love
According to reports, bagel shops across the city have launched a loyalty program where customers get free bagels for life if they tattoo cream cheese on their bodies. The “Spread the Love” initiative has already attracted thousands of hungry fans willing to ink schmear on arms, legs, and questionable places.
One Williamsburg man proudly showed off his everything bagel sleeve tattoo, while another Upper West Sider regretted a poorly drawn scallion cream cheese tramp stamp. Tattoo parlors are booked out, offering deals like “lox included” and “get your twelfth schmear free.”
TikToks #BagelTattoo trend is spreading: influencers getting micro-bagels on their wrists, pranksters tattooing plain toast, and one man regretting a full back piece of “low-fat whipped.” A viral clip showed a grandma getting a sesame bagel tattoo, declaring, “This is for the culture.”
Tabloids ate it up. The Post smeared: “INK AND SPREAD.” The Daily News countered: “TATTOOED TASTEBUDS.”
Mayor Adams said: “This is edible art, but not literally.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, Im banning jalapeño cream cheese.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-bagel-shops-loyalty-program-with-cream-cheese-tattoos/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-bagel-shops-loyalty-program-with-cream-cheese-tattoos/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
