MTA Lost 918 Million Dollars To Fare Evasion, Unveils High Tech System To Finally Notice

A staggering revenue gap prompts new technology aimed squarely at the turnstile hop

A number large enough to make even New Yorkers pause

The MTA lost an eye-popping 918 million dollars in revenue last year due to fare evasion, according to a study cited by CBS New York’s transit coverage, prompting the agency to unveil a new high-tech system aimed at catching offenders. Riders who have watched the turnstile hop performed with near-Olympic confidence for years may wonder what took so long.

A very public secret finally gets a budget line

Fare evasion has been visible to literally anyone standing near a subway entrance for as long as subways have existed, making the technology unveiling feel less like a breakthrough and more like an extremely expensive admission that the agency was, in fact, watching the whole time.

MTA leadership outlines a broader agenda

MTA Chair Janno Lieber has also floated lowering fares for lower income riders while cracking down further on evasion, a balancing act that will require considerably more finesse than simply installing more cameras at the turnstile.

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Nearly a billion dollars later, the agency has officially noticed the turnstile hop. SOURCE: https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/tag/janno-lieber For more British satire on a related theme, see The London Prat’s Britain Reviews Foreign Political Money.

By Jasmine Carter

Jasmine Carter ([email protected]) - Bed-Stuy satirist covering Brooklyn's Black communities with the insider knowledge and comedic timing cultivated at comedy clubs across the borough. Specializes in gentrification resistance, cultural appropriation critique, and documenting how white Brooklyn discovered neighborhoods Black Brooklynites built. Former stand-up comic who knows exactly where punchlines land and where privilege lives. Her satire balances humor with accountability—making you laugh while making you think. Believes comedy can be weapon and shield simultaneously.