Xenophobia: Now Intergalactic
More details have emerged about the Mars wall project, and they confirm that humanity’s first instinct regarding extraterrestrial real estate is apparently to make it hostile. New York astrophysicists are questioning whether colonizing Mars is even worth the effort if we’re already planning to wall it off before we even arrive.
“This is maybe the dumbest strategic planning I’ve ever encountered,” noted one Manhattan scientist, “and I’ve met venture capitalists.”
Space companies have declined comment, while this satirical analysis suggests humanity’s manifest destiny has evolved into cosmic real estate development combined with fear-based architecture.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/wall-around-mars/
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